Hand cleaner

Hand cleaner

posted on 11 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The Japanese are buying a lot of these to clean up the radiation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

…in the basket.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Let me tell you right now, when I get to be a fairy princess, I’m gonna have more important things to worry about than your skin type. You got that?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Is there anythoing this hand cleaner cannot do.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Caution: do not use common harmful things hand cleaner with common people glasses. Explosion may result.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Fairy Godmother to Cinderella: “And remember, at midnight the spell will be broken. The coach will turn back into a pumpkin, your ball gown will turn back into rags, and your hands will once again be filthy.”

SF
SF
9 years ago

When the toad doesn’t turn into a Prince.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Nicholas Cage has bought the rights.

“Dirty in as little as 10 Seconds”

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

We have extracted the clean of many common harmful things, making them even more harmful in the process.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And then the fairy princess beat the crap out of the crap out of the dirty with her wand, in about ten seconds. The end.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“A pleasant beauty life of a natural science”?
Let’s see; Dirt? Germs? “Common harmful things”?
Geology!
Biology!
Toxicology!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@ Chuck: Or, “From 0 to dirty in 10 seconds”

Andy
Andy
9 years ago

I often dream of fairy princesses when using their hand lotion. It’s not just for hands anymore!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I thought the purpose of cleaning was to stop being dirty….

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

“A pleasant beautiful life of a natural science”.

So – one squirt and you are biology?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Classic two steps forward–one step back

bernard
bernard
9 years ago

Better than getting the hose again!

htechboy
htechboy
9 years ago

the korean dirty little secrets as little as 10 seconds…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Before: Claen of common harmful things (hands, face, glasses, fairy princess, Bacterium … )
After: Let’s dirty in less than 10 seconds!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I clean of common harmful things (which takes several hours.)
I make them dirty again in 10 seconds.
I am Hand Cleaner.

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

I must live in a fairy palace. Every time I clean my house of many common harmful things, it’s dirty again in about 10 seconds.

pikapal
9 years ago

Approved by the Winx Club.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I thought the ony thing a “Fairy Princess” worried about was ending up with a “Fairy Prince”.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Company director to R&D officer:: I want you to come up a product which can generate repeat sales.
R&D officer: How about a hand cleaner that cleans hands and then dirties them again in 9 seconds?
Company director : …………………… (speechless)

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
9 years ago

A hand cleaner that makes you feel dirty!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I generally take a lot more than 10 seconds when I dream of a fairy princess.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Evidently, the Koreans are big on the “hygiene hypothesis”.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Dream of a fairy princess, get your hands dirty in 10 seconds and then buy A Pleasant Beauty Life Brand Hand Depiliator to remove the hair from your palms.

That 10 seconds though — it’s got to put the consumer into the Guinness Book of World Records, and low on a list of blind dates.

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

Ah, so this is their secret.

Charlie
Charlie
9 years ago

Hmm, a product that cleans you of harmful things and then makes you dirty in less than 10 seconds, must be sanctioned by the Catholic Church.

sasquatch
sasquatch
9 years ago

It puts the hand cleaner on it’s skin or else it gets harmful things again.

Silverwolf
8 years ago

The next product will be made for the fairy formerly known as princess.

Myself
4 years ago

But does it remove horniness?

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