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Home of the ‘Tungsten T-bone’

posted on 20 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Need a light snack?

Photo courtesy of Shi-Hsia Hwa.
Taken in Penang, Malaysia.

Apparently some vendors use halogen hotplates to cook.

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DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Nothing tastes better than a good fluorine steak, although a bromine burger is also darn tasty.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

I thought people ate steak for iron

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’ll have the Tetra-Ethyl-Death chops, with the ion exchange sauce.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Our sandwiches are a better fire suppressant than any ironic wooden sign.

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

I’ll stick with healthier foods like beer, ice cream and donuts.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

An elemental part of a balanced diet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

New entries to the periodic table:
Hm – Happy Mealium
Mm – Meat Mysterium
Fu – the duck until expoded.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

‘Light Up Your Life’ Active Fast Food presents today’s specialties:

Neon crap
Xenon rolls
Green Plutonium soup
Exploding Cesium chickenses
Bomburger

Superb half life of ingredients & exciting after life of our customers is to be guaranteed!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

PS: Don’t forget our friday’s Great Sausage Afterparty with Helium-Krypton light show! Dangerous substances available all night. Self-destruction finale at 8am.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just be careful of oncoming livestock.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

@ Algernon:

No need to worry about that…they are self illuminating

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

That’s one way to start getting your minerals, I guess.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

‘How would you like your steak, Sir?’
‘Medium-incandescent, please.’

ben
ben
11 years ago

Located between the noble produce and the chalcogen bakery.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

At the dinner table:
‘Dear, would you turn on the lamb, please? It’s a little too dark here.’
‘Yes, darling. And I would ask you to turn off the crab, it really gets on my nerves.’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Their glow in the dark meats are imported from Japan

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Be Vewwy Qwiet…. I’m hunting Halogen…. uh hu hu hu hu hu,

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Tonight I’ll dine on iodine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This week’s new ‘Top 10 Irony Board’ entry is ‘There Is A Light that Never Goes Out’ by ‘Van Halogen Meat’

(Some related info: The DJ Carnivegan’s remix version titled ‘There Is A Crab that Never Turns Off’ has not been so widely accepted, and that was to be expected. This outrageous song was the reason for people laughing hysterically and yelling ‘Turn off this crap, willya’ whenever the song was played in public.
And what difference does it make? Meat is Murder, halogen or not).

B
B
11 years ago

All new, and 100% Organic…….compound!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

When “Don’t try this at home” becomes “Don’t fry this at home”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It is a low-energy halogen meat bulb!’

RT
RT
11 years ago

for when you absolutely, positively, need your meat to be microbe-free of dangerous contaminants… as well as meat-free…

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

Chlorinated for your safety and convenience.

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

The level of Iodine-131 in the meat is below safe limits…. really!

Tim S
Tim S
11 years ago

Guaranteed to give you Halo-tosis.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Does GE make a low-sodium version?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Finally! The trick to the exploding recipes!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

T-shirt:

Halogen Meat is Murder!

$teve
$teve
11 years ago

I was looking for the alkali pizza stand…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

At the same dinner table (three minutes later):
‘Darling, did you turn off that crab yet? I have a headache.’
‘Right away dear, sorry. And please turn on the lamb again, I’m bored.’

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

So come on down to Halogen Meats for Loh, Loh prices.

TL
TL
11 years ago

i hope this tastes better than fluorescent duck

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Halogen Meats – No external heat lamps required.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Also available today:

Shining grill-LED Baby Beef
KFC (Krypton Fried Chickensenses)
Americium Hydrogen Xploder, 16 pcs (Ionized Irony Box Family Menu)
Ultraspicy Anti-Salad Particle Dressing with Long Nails (NIN menu)
Rubidium* Beta Decay (β-) Tile Fish

* half life: 47 billion years!

All food is guaranteed to penetrate the strongest protective gear!

Take2
Take2
11 years ago

Malaysia sure sets a fine table – periodic, that is – offering selections from the right (non-metallic) end and offering seven valence electrons with every serving.

Elsys St. Valencia
11 years ago

When Halogen Meat is eaten, a minus ions accurse…

Lors Doukaiev
11 years ago

You people make me sick. Or perhaps it’s the halogenated carbonhydrides …

Sunny
Sunny
11 years ago

They’re self-broiling.

Terrenza
Terrenza
11 years ago

Isn’t lo bak where rump roast comes from

ryan
ryan
10 years ago

What would you like from the halogens food shop today sir?-Yup I’ll have a few pounds of astatine steak with some iodine seasoning. Oh, and I think I’ll have the chlorine shake with some whipped bromine on the top. My son will take the same except change the whipped bromine to whipped fluorine.-Oh sorry sir, we haven’t gotten any of the astatine steak yet.- DANGIT! that stuff is so good but so hard to get!

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