I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

posted on 1 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Face lifted: thumbs-upped!


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Photo courtesy of Steve Taormina.
T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

…but I can’t afford it so I bought this lousy T-shirt instead

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

My mom got a set of silicone DD’s and all I got was this lousy T shirt.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

And we have a new number one on the list of ‘things not to give your girlfriend / boyfriend on a first date’

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

That I agree with.
It’s the rest of you that I can’t stand.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I agree with the brown paper bag over the face.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

When beautiful juice just isn’t enough.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Unless it’s performed at the SoSo Hospital.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

This is an example of “some other text may go here”, a more discreet alternative to the initially proposed upfront “You’re ugly”.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

No botox for this little black duck

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

We’re gonna need a bigger t-shirt!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

When subtle hints just aren’t enough, say it with a t-shirt.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

…that you are still overpriced.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

But that cosmetic surgery does not agree with you.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Following the announcement of the Botox recall, few eyebrows were raised !

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

…but I strongly disagree with the plastic surgery. I hate plastic imitations. Give me the real leather surgery, maitresse.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

I agree that cosmetic surgery was needed for the dog… to remove all the cosmetics that he swallowed. I was wondering what had happened to my lipstick and eyeshadow! Dumb mutt…

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

How else should we deal with all the ugly people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Nice to meat you, Iam truck cap. Iam agree with brain surgery. Let’s hospital!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I am agree as well… if they just put my left ear back on the other side of the nose..

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

You obviously agreed to the prefrontal lobotomy as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Cosmetic Surgery is heathy for Bady.

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