I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

posted on 1 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Face lifted: thumbs-upped!


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Photo courtesy of Steve Taormina.
T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

…but I can’t afford it so I bought this lousy T-shirt instead

FatKenney
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FatKenney

My mom got a set of silicone DD’s and all I got was this lousy T shirt.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

And we have a new number one on the list of ‘things not to give your girlfriend / boyfriend on a first date’

jjhitt
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jjhitt

That I agree with.
It’s the rest of you that I can’t stand.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I agree with the brown paper bag over the face.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

When beautiful juice just isn’t enough.

Eduard
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Eduard

Unless it’s performed at the SoSo Hospital.

Eduard
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Eduard

This is an example of “some other text may go here”, a more discreet alternative to the initially proposed upfront “You’re ugly”.

Algernon
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Algernon

No botox for this little black duck

coffeebot
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coffeebot

We’re gonna need a bigger t-shirt!

xila31
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xila31

When subtle hints just aren’t enough, say it with a t-shirt.

demondude777
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demondude777

…that you are still overpriced.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

But that cosmetic surgery does not agree with you.

Chuck
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Chuck

Following the announcement of the Botox recall, few eyebrows were raised !

DragonLady
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DragonLady

…but I strongly disagree with the plastic surgery. I hate plastic imitations. Give me the real leather surgery, maitresse.

Lora
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Lora

I agree that cosmetic surgery was needed for the dog… to remove all the cosmetics that he swallowed. I was wondering what had happened to my lipstick and eyeshadow! Dumb mutt…

Kitsune
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Kitsune

How else should we deal with all the ugly people.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nice to meat you, Iam truck cap. Iam agree with brain surgery. Let’s hospital!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I am agree as well… if they just put my left ear back on the other side of the nose..

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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You obviously agreed to the prefrontal lobotomy as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Cosmetic Surgery is heathy for Bady.

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