Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish…
Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Pic of a memo pad.
Looks like have your cake and eating it too.
Maybe you should take your head out of the oven then…
“… a warmth and a sadness at the same time.”
That would be heartburn.
Caution: may cause violent mood swings.
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When I think of you I wet my pants.
Have a Lice Day!
Fish crackers – both delicious and depressing.
“Dear John, I’m dumping you” greeting cards. An idea whose time has come.
If you experience violent mood swings, prolonged depression or thoughts of suicide discontinue use of the crackerfish.
♫♪ I got tears in my ears
♪♫ From lyin’ on my back
♫♪ And cryin’ over you
I am children. And a nice day. Please don’t be sadness at the same time!
I wish you a dark day.
You might be Goth if…
you eat fish only if it’s in the form of a cracker
I think the warmth and sadness you feel is from the way the crackerfish “smile at you until you bite their heads off”.
Just like how a emo would feel.
I can drink you – and eat you – at the same time!
This was a great day,
then I thought of you.
Now it’s just a nice day.
I will drown my sorrows
in warm milk and crackerfish
and maybe forget about you.
Perhaps some day
I can feel a warmth
at the same time
but that day
is not today.
Today is a Nice Day.
Last time I felt warmth and sadness at the same time I had soiled myself in kindergarten.
It was NOT a nice day and nobody can happy to meet me.
The strangest (almost) haiku ever!
When Peewee Herman thought of you at the theater, he felt a great warmth and a great sadness when the fun was over and he got caught.
The warm feeling comes from the mint strawberry flavored milk… the feeling of sadness comes from the fact that I’ve been reduced to eating kitty treats for dinner.