If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

posted on 16 Apr 2011 in Stationery

Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish…

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Pic of a memo pad.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Looks like have your cake and eating it too.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Maybe you should take your head out of the oven then…

Jellychop
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Jellychop

“… a warmth and a sadness at the same time.”
That would be heartburn.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Caution: may cause violent mood swings.

DrLex
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DrLex

Enjoy our special range of stationery for bipolar people.

Lors Doukaiev
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When I think of you I wet my pants.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Have a Lice Day!

xila31
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xila31

Fish crackers – both delicious and depressing.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Dear John, I’m dumping you” greeting cards. An idea whose time has come.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If you experience violent mood swings, prolonged depression or thoughts of suicide discontinue use of the crackerfish.

Chuck
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Chuck

♫♪ I got tears in my ears
♪♫ From lyin’ on my back
♫♪ And cryin’ over you

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I am children. And a nice day. Please don’t be sadness at the same time!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wish you a dark day.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

You might be Goth if…

you eat fish only if it’s in the form of a cracker

Lora
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Lora

I think the warmth and sadness you feel is from the way the crackerfish “smile at you until you bite their heads off”.

YJ
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YJ

Just like how a emo would feel.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I can drink you – and eat you – at the same time!

Snufkin
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Snufkin

This was a great day,
then I thought of you.

Now it’s just a nice day.

I will drown my sorrows
in warm milk and crackerfish
and maybe forget about you.

Perhaps some day
I can feel a warmth
and happiness
at the same time
but that day
is not today.

Today is a Nice Day.

Terri
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Terri

LIAR !!!

Last time I felt warmth and sadness at the same time I had soiled myself in kindergarten.

It was NOT a nice day and nobody can happy to meet me.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

The strangest (almost) haiku ever!

Bill Gates
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Bill Gates

When Peewee Herman thought of you at the theater, he felt a great warmth and a great sadness when the fun was over and he got caught.

Brian
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Brian

The warm feeling comes from the mint strawberry flavored milk… the feeling of sadness comes from the fact that I’ve been reduced to eating kitty treats for dinner.

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