If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

posted on 16 Apr 2011 in Stationery

Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish…

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Pic of a memo pad.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Looks like have your cake and eating it too.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Maybe you should take your head out of the oven then…

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“… a warmth and a sadness at the same time.”
That would be heartburn.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Caution: may cause violent mood swings.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Enjoy our special range of stationery for bipolar people.

Lors Doukaiev
9 years ago

When I think of you I wet my pants.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Have a Lice Day!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Fish crackers – both delicious and depressing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Dear John, I’m dumping you” greeting cards. An idea whose time has come.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

If you experience violent mood swings, prolonged depression or thoughts of suicide discontinue use of the crackerfish.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

♫♪ I got tears in my ears
♪♫ From lyin’ on my back
♫♪ And cryin’ over you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I am children. And a nice day. Please don’t be sadness at the same time!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I wish you a dark day.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

You might be Goth if…

you eat fish only if it’s in the form of a cracker

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

I think the warmth and sadness you feel is from the way the crackerfish “smile at you until you bite their heads off”.

YJ
YJ
9 years ago

Just like how a emo would feel.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I can drink you – and eat you – at the same time!

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

This was a great day,
then I thought of you.

Now it’s just a nice day.

I will drown my sorrows
in warm milk and crackerfish
and maybe forget about you.

Perhaps some day
I can feel a warmth
and happiness
at the same time
but that day
is not today.

Today is a Nice Day.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

LIAR !!!

Last time I felt warmth and sadness at the same time I had soiled myself in kindergarten.

It was NOT a nice day and nobody can happy to meet me.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
9 years ago

The strangest (almost) haiku ever!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

When Peewee Herman thought of you at the theater, he felt a great warmth and a great sadness when the fun was over and he got caught.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

The warm feeling comes from the mint strawberry flavored milk… the feeling of sadness comes from the fact that I’ve been reduced to eating kitty treats for dinner.

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