Is that an appetizer, or a threat?

Is that an appetizer, or a threat?

posted on 14 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

The cook has been exfoliating again.

Photo courtesy of Roc Wu.
Menu for noodles made with flour found in China.

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Talc is cheap.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I’ve heard of putting avocado on your face, but pasta?

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Gruel intentions!

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Featured in “Austin Powders and The Face”. The movie.

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

A customer eats inconveniently in a Chinese restaurant and the waiter says: Why the powdered face?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Gets right in your face doesn’t it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It’s gruel, gruel world out there.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

That’s gun powder and it explodes right in your face.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

It powders the face or else it gets the gruel again.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Your face is grueling – powder it.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Food for 2-year old ones. Splash splash.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

The rare “dinner and a spa” all in one bowl!

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

PGA – Prevention of Gruelty to Asians

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I certainly went white after one bite.

mmmfloorpie
mmmfloorpie
11 years ago

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Feel the awesome powder of the face.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Leaves the check the tip

Abe Blingin
Abe Blingin
11 years ago

Charlie Sheen’s favorite. “Please sir, I want more” – Oliver Twist

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Not in the face!!! Not in the face!!!

RT
RT
11 years ago

but remember… before we start to apply our makeup, we must cleanse our face… with a bowl of scalding hot soup.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

“Waiter waiter! You have your face in my soup.”

‘Mmpppffffffgg.’

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

I didn’t realize that putting on face powder was such gruelling work!

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

No self-respecting southern peasant would use powdered gruel.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Followed by mascaras the eyelashes the pate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

”Waiter, is there a gruel on my face?”
”N…no, sir…”
”What are you waiting for?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

We found the Holy Gruel, it is like.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Gruel powders my face all by itself.
It’s beautifully, heathy for bady.

No need for cosmetic surgery!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Ah, here’s the gruel. Let’s face it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This is one absolutely gruelsome soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Treat or threat?

pikapal
11 years ago

Maybe it’s gruel maybe it’s Maybelline.

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

The gruel the face explodes the duck noodles

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Taken from the ‘Metrosexual Meal Menu’
MMM, it’s delicious!

K Chang
K Chang
11 years ago

Actually, that should be noodle made from RICE flour. (i.e. Pho, but the flat kind) Blame the Chinese for simplifying the characters. It used to be that the character for “noodle”, or “mien”, is separate from “face” (which is either lien or mien). With the simplification, it’s the same character. Eeek.

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