Is that an appetizer, or a threat?

Talc is cheap.

I’ve heard of putting avocado on your face, but pasta?

Gruel intentions!

Featured in “Austin Powders and The Face”. The movie.

A customer eats inconveniently in a Chinese restaurant and the waiter says: Why the powdered face?

Gets right in your face doesn’t it.

It’s gruel, gruel world out there.

That’s gun powder and it explodes right in your face.

It powders the face or else it gets the gruel again.

Your face is grueling – powder it.

Food for 2-year old ones. Splash splash.

The rare “dinner and a spa” all in one bowl!

PGA – Prevention of Gruelty to Asians

I certainly went white after one bite.

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

Feel the awesome powder of the face.

Leaves the check the tip

Charlie Sheen’s favorite. “Please sir, I want more” – Oliver Twist

Not in the face!!! Not in the face!!!

but remember… before we start to apply our makeup, we must cleanse our face… with a bowl of scalding hot soup.

“Waiter waiter! You have your face in my soup.”

‘Mmpppffffffgg.’

I didn’t realize that putting on face powder was such gruelling work!

No self-respecting southern peasant would use powdered gruel.

Followed by mascaras the eyelashes the pate.

”Waiter, is there a gruel on my face?”
”N…no, sir…”
”What are you waiting for?”

We found the Holy Gruel, it is like.

Gruel powders my face all by itself.
It’s beautifully, heathy for bady.

No need for cosmetic surgery!

Ah, here’s the gruel. Let’s face it.

This is one absolutely gruelsome soup.

Treat or threat?

Maybe it’s gruel maybe it’s Maybelline.

The gruel the face explodes the duck noodles

Taken from the ‘Metrosexual Meal Menu’
MMM, it’s delicious!

Actually, that should be noodle made from RICE flour. (i.e. Pho, but the flat kind) Blame the Chinese for simplifying the characters. It used to be that the character for “noodle”, or “mien”, is separate from “face” (which is either lien or mien). With the simplification, it’s the same character. Eeek.