Laymens’ Lenses

Laymens’ Lenses

posted on 8 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

One size fits most.

Photo courtesy of Declan Gavin.
Found in China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Aristocrat glasses on top floor

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Glasses for the masses

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Glasses for the riff raff

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Hi, do you have any Smash the Bourgeoisie contact lenses? The arms of my Maoist Workers Paradise bifocals have broken

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

We can absolutely guarantee you will not look outstanding.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Our eyewear is revolutionary. French revolutionary.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Glasses without fanfare

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Elton John doesn’t shop here.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

This shop must be affiliated with the So So hair salon.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Common People Glasses are made of people!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

They didn’t know that the distinguished people glasses are just called “Monocles”…

Classic Steve
9 years ago

So that’s why the Clark Kent disguise is so effective.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

These glasses make all women look beautiful, and all men look like Brad Pitt. Better than “beer glasses”.

Oliver Slaughter
Oliver Slaughter
9 years ago

Man the Plebeian masses have it made: first they get breaks at work and now they get glasses to correct their vision! WHERE WILL IT END!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Oh no sir, we cant help you. You might want to try Pesant Glasses across the tracks…

coffeebot
9 years ago

Join Fashion’s race to the middle!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Why look Distinguished when you can be Indistinguishable ?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

This place stinks! They told me to take my 7′ three legged son with one eye, twelve fingers and a hump to the Uncommon People Glasses shop!

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Ah, the proletariat making spectacles of themselves.
I mean, for themselves.

Andy
Andy
9 years ago

Amish endorsed, helping you stay plain

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I see people. Common people.

Mr. S.
9 years ago

“… ’cause everybody hates a tourist.”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Next stop: Vulgar Foot Wear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

These glasses are so so… so wonderfull !!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Come on, people…!

emily
emily
9 years ago

Aristocrats deserve another type of glass — magnifying glass

Juliana
Juliana
9 years ago

No Princesses or Divas please!

Steve
Steve
9 years ago

You commoners have glass , Us important people use diamonds..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Does it mean the champagne glasses are out of question?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I will not buy this glasses. It is scratched.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

who said that? i can’t see

Julie
Julie
9 years ago

China’s answer to Wal-mart Vision Centers.

K Chang
K Chang
9 years ago

Actually, the translation on this one is perfectly accurate. 🙂 Bai-Shin, literally “one hundred surnames/clans” is a common expression for “people”. So “common people” is perfect translation. 🙂

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Ever since one of those blasted Common People’s Lenses moved in to town, my property value has decreased considerably. I’m going to have to relocate to a different side of town… hopefully next to an Aristocrat’s Lenses.

ridgeedidge
ridgeedidge
9 years ago

Kate Middleton dosen’t shop here anymore

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