No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

posted on 5 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Geza Bohus.
Flashlight from China.

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jazzy
jazzy
9 years ago

Wow! I’m speechless.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I can use this to tan my skin with the benefits of improving my health.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I would use that if Shu Jin has an IQ of 190.

SF
SF
9 years ago

Endorsed by Ann Coulter.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Anything that makes the hand work brain spirit HAS to be good.

dangevin
9 years ago

“Destroy the opponent metacarpal bone, and the rest will follow.” -Sun Tzu

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Pinch the darkness, rhythmically, until it bleeds light.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Um… does it say anything about making light?

krysto4
9 years ago

Just pinch it. already!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

p.s. Don’t forget to pinch.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It will help cerebrum memory effect … if I could just remember where I put the damn thing.

Tommy
Tommy
9 years ago

She auspiciously sells see shells by the aspect pattern.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

auspiciously heathy product

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

To think I’ve wasted my life with study and exercise when all I really needed was a $2 dynamo lamp!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

But who’s Bady and why is this healthy for him?

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Pinch here for auto-eject action!

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

My buddy got pinched for stealing a case of these from the loading dock at Wal-Mart.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Did we mention that you need to pinch it?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Also endorsed by the 4H Crub:
Healthy of Bady
Healthy of Brain Spirit
Healthy of Hand Pinchs
Healthy of Shu Jin’s Invigorate

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

You know what they always say…
Early to Bed
Early to Rise
Makes the Hand Work Brain Spirit and Harmoniously Promotes Cerebrum Memory

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

It’s easier to curse the darkness than understand the instructions.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Wow, this is a little too complicated. I think I will go back to batteries and 24-hour fitness.

TS
TS
9 years ago

After reading this my cerebrum nees a spa vacation.

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

*Uses hand slightly in rythm*
‘Aaaaaah yeah… I feel the “illumination” coming…”

B
B
9 years ago

it puts the light on or else…

Oliver Slaughter
Oliver Slaughter
9 years ago

Man I tried everything and nothing worked! Now thanks to the No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight: my skin glows, people think i’m a brighter person and I can see in the dark. My health and vitality are at their highest ever!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

I use it, like, frequently.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
9 years ago

Ow! It just pinched my imagination!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@dangevin. Get to know your opponent Metacarpal bone first. Find out its weaknesses, Then to defeat it without a battle, is a greater victory. Tsun Tzu.

Ian
Ian
9 years ago

HEATHY FOR BADY, YOURS ONE CHOICE!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

How does this rate on the FENG SHUI meter?

weiner
weiner
9 years ago

I didn’t know GE made torches!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Not any power supply, nothing pollution on the environment.
No electrical healthy of flashlight.

It’s complicated.
But we know it’s because of that non-hole of water thing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

After a few days of studying quantum physics, philosophy, Chaos theory and The Meaning of Life, one can figure out the ‘use method’ is really simple:

1. Pull out to pinch the hand lock handle.
2. Pinch the hand pinching.
3. Put the hand pinching with the finger.
4. And voila: the hand is pinch in the use!

Now let’s Heathy for Bady!

emily
emily
9 years ago

Now, please take what it says with a pinch of salt !

Jeff
Jeff
9 years ago

WILL YOU QUIT PINCHING ME???!!!

Mar
Mar
9 years ago

But what about the hand-pinching?! Can no one explain this to me?!!

combat_rock
combat_rock
9 years ago

When it comes to pinching I DO IT FOR MYSELF!

wow
wow
9 years ago

Makes the hand work brain spirit…? A torch or fleshlight?

mee-mee
mee-mee
9 years ago

Whoa… I’m, like, totally seeing sea shells…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

You’re trying selling me a flashlight that attracts to all baddy? Inspiration in the Batman baddy detector! Awesome! 😀

Bady
Bady
9 years ago

I’m Bady and I approve this flashlight.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I not not understand this…

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Yeah, it was my one choice to have ‘Heathy’ Ledger as the bady in The Dark Knight!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

New Science: Developing new technologies of pinching the hand only heathy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

PS: This is really… I mean REALLY… one of the best Engrishes of me!
I dyed laughing.
Bady.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

IF you want my bady, AND you think I’m heathy, C’mon baby let me know.

-with apologies to Rod Stewart.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Pinching the several times: an islent illumination approaching.
Invigorating the circulation of blood.

But still no electrical healthy of flashlight.

DowRoll
DowRoll
9 years ago

Wow…. i almost peed my pants.. I’m amazed, they didnt get a single sentence right :O

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

‘Need not not any power supply’
Is that a triple negative?

So you don’t need it or ….!!??

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