Ooh, nice traction you got there…

Ooh, nice traction you got there…

posted on 26 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’ll bet you’re a smooth ride…

Photo courtesy of Kimberly.
Spotted in Delhi, India.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just give them a nice smile.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

All of you listen to mee,
Don’t park here,
I will call police catch you,
Don’t come to my bangolow
house, understand, O.K.
I hate all of you
But your hair looks cute like that.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

All city parking officers are now equipted with stanley knives and hammer.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

We don’t need no adulation
We don’t need no car control
No dark sarcasm in the parking lot
Man, leave those cars alone
Hey, man, leave those cars alone!
All in all your just another wise tire in the wall !

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I just love your rims.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

…and car wall be toad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The wise tire always favors fullness over flattery.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

(That tyre spelling just looks SO WRONG… ya’ll need to spell like ‘merkins.)

Tyre, Tyre, burning bright, Bet you wont park there tonight.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

“Other Wise Tyres Wall”

Translation:

Other wise your tyres will go directly to our Tyre Wall of Fame.
Be Flattered

Ohh, then what’s the risk…?

Meh
Meh
9 years ago

:mrgreen:

So, a wise tyre huh? Get over there ➡

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

If I were such a wise tyre I would be flattered as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Mirrow, mirrow on the wise tyres wall ….

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Oh, a wise tyre eh? Nyuk, nyuk. (slap slap, poke in eyes, hit on head with frying pan.)

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

After the tyre has been flattered, it iwill need to be inflattered again. For tyre inflattering inflammation please read tyre speculation chart on inside of door for inforation.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Here’s a wise tyre for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PUi0UuT1-I

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I’m tyred…

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

oh wise tyre, we admire your wall so much!
PS:> tyre is the British spelling of tire. Them Brits never did learn how to spell properly.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

A flattered tyre will soon get an inflated ego.

combat_rock
combat_rock
9 years ago

Thankfully the car on the right has his anti-flattery sheild on. I shudder to think what sorts of compliments the one on the left will get though.

S minnow
S minnow
9 years ago

Good Year? More like BEST Year! 😉

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

I never tyre of your flattery.

S minnow
S minnow
9 years ago

It is actually a good threat because, as you know, flattery will get you nowhere.

RT
RT
9 years ago

i didn’t know the bridgestone man was really old spice guy…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Caution: unwise tyres will be accursed.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Parking for unwise tyres and their nincompoop owners only!

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