They have teakettles…retreat!!!

They have teakettles…retreat!!!

posted on 15 Apr 2011 in Chinglish

Ten thousand troops…one hot shower.


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DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The Hot Water Battle, or There and Back Again.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Ok, you had tea and a hot shower already, now go back to fight the battle there.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Passing through what

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

When I’m using all hot water I suppose I’ll try to use the gruel.
AFTER the battle, of course.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Am I supposed to move the battle a little to the left? It’s hot there.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

To avoid confrontation, just take a cold shower.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

In a family with eight kids, getting any hot water is ALWAYS a battle.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I don’t intend to fight over hot water there anymore. Now, let me back the shampoo!

SF
SF
9 years ago

From Sun Tsu’s “Art of Bath”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Before I move the battle back to there, I’ll hit him on the head. With the hamster!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And thus began the War of the Towel.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Man, go away from the computer to use the hot water and there’s already 11 posts on today’s Engrish. Now THAT’s a battle right there !!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

“How can they oppose our might if they indulge their very selves in our hot springs??” -Sun Tzu

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

After years of depleting the resourse, the Hot Water Battle ushered in the water wars of 2020 , when the people overthrew the authorities, who were putting huge administrative fees on water, and fought the Great Water War, for the next 75 years. Millions were to die before the bloated Beaurocracies were defeated and the public servants responsible beheaded.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Combat.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Um… isn’t that the basic story line behind Tank Girl?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

And knowing is half the battle!

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

We didn’t get where we are today without the battle to there

dw
dw
9 years ago

Is this battle between wicked witches?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Not as well-known as the Opium Wars, The Tea War of 1861 put to rest the argument, “Black vs Green?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Hot water battle: to claen human bady.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

General Sir? Just how far should I back this battle to?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I won this hot water battle. Now give it to me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

…, please back the battle to there before living.

RT
RT
9 years ago

and you WILL moonwalk into battle with a nalgene! that is an order, PRIVATE!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Save some water for the Battle Shrimp ! Yum !

John
John
9 years ago

Battle of Hot Waterloo

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
9 years ago

Captain: “Quit your hot showers and get back to battle, maggots!”
Soldiers: “Yes Sir!”

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Lieutenant : “Tea time’s over chaps, now back to the trenches.”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

The hot water is for hardening the thong’s. Now go and get me some dork bowels!

NighityNonNaghtsN32
NighityNonNaghtsN32
9 years ago

ONE MIRRION TWOOPS!!!!

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