But of coarse…

But of coarse…

posted on 31 May 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


“Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh”
Photo courtesy of Blair Bowman.
Menu found in Shanghai.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Not only the sword is foamy, the flesh is also foamy.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

Sounds good. Really, I mean it. It’s just that I’m in a hurry. I’ll just have a coffee and a bagel to-go. Thanks. Enjoy your course bean cereal, they say fiber is good for you.

Just one tip. Avoid the Cap’n Crunch cereal. That stuff tears the flesh from the top of your mouth. It’s like there’s a million tiny swords in it.

Oh, you like that huh. Well, whatever. I gotta go, see ya later!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

I can spot about 5 dishes in one sentence, how about you?

coffeebot
9 years ago

…and tastes good too!

Guy Incognito
Guy Incognito
9 years ago

Foam Sword? I didn’t know Nerf got into the restaurant business.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I don’t want my flesh to be wrapped up in foamy swords and cereals so I will be staying away from trouble.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

So, is this meant to be eaten or applied as a hot poultice?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Ancient Chinese secret for healing Nerf sword wounds.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Caution: May contain traces of Samurai.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Made with fresh unsatisfactory kitchenhands and unsatisfied customers

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Sounds like something out of alien

Take2
Take2
9 years ago

“In other news, a dramatic explosion at the print shop scattered type in all directions. As of this report, there is fragmentary evidence that the perpetrator was illiterate.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

When cereal attacks!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The most powerful laxative in the unknown universe.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Your father’s foam sword. This is the weapon of a Bean Course Knight. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

In other words, the beans combined with the fiber cereal will give you gas, sharp pains, and wrap your stomach up in knots.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Ummmm….

Uhhhh……

Well…..

I’ll just take water please.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh.
Flesh envelopes rock.
Rock crushes Foam sword bean coarse cereals .

I think I prefer the old Rock, scissors, paper myself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– also called ‘swordbean’
– goes nicely with lip & eye remover
– sometimes may cause minor discomfort or death

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

It wraps up the flesh;
Foam sword bean coarse cereals.
You must eat it, good.

Ric
Ric
9 years ago

So what is it? Dim Sum? Sushi?

Dude
Dude
9 years ago

What’s this stuff?
Some foam sword bean cereal thing. …probably good for you.
Let’s get Mikey! He won’t eat it. He hates everything!
He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Dude
Dude
9 years ago

For those who might be confused by my last one…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc

Classic Steve
9 years ago

The work of a cereal offender.

tommygun
tommygun
9 years ago

Makes every tongues like pastry linen. Get done soon.

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

But does burn/scald or roast is the question.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Foam Sword Cuts Mee!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

So totally confused by this one. Can’t make heads or foamy tails of it.

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

Waiter! What’s that ‘the demon moustache squid roasts’ doing in my ‘foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh’?

paulapoo
paulapoo
9 years ago

Foam sword and seven years of the go, a continent bringing of the previous generation men, a most free intercourse land helping the men of no superior.

K. Chang
K. Chang
9 years ago

Oh, this is a classic case of machine translation. 🙂

First two characters is actually “minced meat”.

Not sure what next two characters, “sword beans” are, I suspect “snap peas”

Next two characters means “multi-grain”.

Last one means “bun”, as in bread or “bao”.

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

Ok….Uh….I’ll just get the non-violent beans.

B
B
9 years ago

Not so tasty, huh?

Alice Ardis
Alice Ardis
8 years ago

The Shanghai samurai mummies

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

And next come the ask murderers.

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