But of coarse…

Not only the sword is foamy, the flesh is also foamy.

Sounds good. Really, I mean it. It’s just that I’m in a hurry. I’ll just have a coffee and a bagel to-go. Thanks. Enjoy your course bean cereal, they say fiber is good for you.

Just one tip. Avoid the Cap’n Crunch cereal. That stuff tears the flesh from the top of your mouth. It’s like there’s a million tiny swords in it.

Oh, you like that huh. Well, whatever. I gotta go, see ya later!

I can spot about 5 dishes in one sentence, how about you?

…and tastes good too!

Foam Sword? I didn’t know Nerf got into the restaurant business.

I don’t want my flesh to be wrapped up in foamy swords and cereals so I will be staying away from trouble.

So, is this meant to be eaten or applied as a hot poultice?

Ancient Chinese secret for healing Nerf sword wounds.

Caution: May contain traces of Samurai.

Made with fresh unsatisfactory kitchenhands and unsatisfied customers

Sounds like something out of alien

“In other news, a dramatic explosion at the print shop scattered type in all directions. As of this report, there is fragmentary evidence that the perpetrator was illiterate.

When cereal attacks!

The most powerful laxative in the unknown universe.

Your father’s foam sword. This is the weapon of a Bean Course Knight. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

In other words, the beans combined with the fiber cereal will give you gas, sharp pains, and wrap your stomach up in knots.

Ummmm….

Uhhhh……

Well…..

I’ll just take water please.

Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh.
Flesh envelopes rock.
Rock crushes Foam sword bean coarse cereals .

I think I prefer the old Rock, scissors, paper myself.

– also called ‘swordbean’
– goes nicely with lip & eye remover
– sometimes may cause minor discomfort or death

It wraps up the flesh;
Foam sword bean coarse cereals.
You must eat it, good.

So what is it? Dim Sum? Sushi?

What’s this stuff?
Some foam sword bean cereal thing. …probably good for you.
Let’s get Mikey! He won’t eat it. He hates everything!
He likes it! Hey Mikey!

For those who might be confused by my last one…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc

The work of a cereal offender.

Makes every tongues like pastry linen. Get done soon.

But does burn/scald or roast is the question.

Foam Sword Cuts Mee!

So totally confused by this one. Can’t make heads or foamy tails of it.

Waiter! What’s that ‘the demon moustache squid roasts’ doing in my ‘foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh’?

Foam sword and seven years of the go, a continent bringing of the previous generation men, a most free intercourse land helping the men of no superior.

Oh, this is a classic case of machine translation. 🙂

First two characters is actually “minced meat”.

Not sure what next two characters, “sword beans” are, I suspect “snap peas”

Next two characters means “multi-grain”.

Last one means “bun”, as in bread or “bao”.

Ok….Uh….I’ll just get the non-violent beans.

Not so tasty, huh?

The Shanghai samurai mummies

And next come the ask murderers.