Crustacean frustration

Crustacean frustration

posted on 5 May 2011 in Menus

Look, it turned red!


Photo courtesy of Madison B.
Menu item found in Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I am lobster, hear me confuse

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It rubs the mayo on it’s tidbits.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Maybe the lion ate it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The lobster just returned from an anger management course from Mayo Clinic.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Good pick for Cinco de Mayo.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

I really just want to be a shrimp.

jazzy
jazzy
9 years ago

Better than angry crabs.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

I AM LOBSTER MAYO
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
Well just pass him there
Why should we even care?

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Mr. Lobster,
I enjoyed you deliciously as it was not the usual crap they serve. I am especially gratefully for the Mayo tidbits! Don’t be angrily, I promise I will early pay.
Not angrily at all,
Yours Mr, Mrs, etc

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Don’t mind me. I’m just getting in touch with my inner lobster.

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

If they called me Mayo Tidbits I would be angry too…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Strangely enough the new line of Ginza Lion Kanazawa crustacean-themed mood rings failed to ignite the publics excitement. If only they’d used wasabi instead of mayonaise flavouring and extended the range of emotions beyond ‘angrily’, ‘miserably’ and ‘nauseatedly’, things might have been very different…

dangevin
9 years ago

Well, I did call it a “bottom feeder.”

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Oh come on Mr. Lobster. Just because they used mayo instead of buttering you up is no reason to get crabby.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– I am lobster Mayo with naughty tidbits. I can look at you angrily!
– Nice to meet you, Mr. Mayo. I am Customer anonymous. You can look at me as much angrily as you want. But after intentionally inserting you into my dark, wet cave, full of grave stones, strange enzymes, pollution and Bacterium, I will digest you.
Unintentionally.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Mommy, why is this lobster looking at me like that?’
‘Don’t be afraid honey, it’s just a little upset. Now let’s get out of here.’

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

The “angrily” part refers to your bowels after you’ve eaten.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

You’ve heard of angry birds? No we have angry lobster…

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

Are you also truck cap?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

…& I am chicken curry tidbits “hotly”.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

It’s not angry, just a bit crabby.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

UFO = Unwilling Food Object.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The girl who went to the restaurant in a see through Blouse, only ended up getting a tit-bit.

Ani
Ani
9 years ago

Hilarious. The “puri-puri” in Japanese got translated as “angrily”.
Maybe it has that meaning. I’ve heard it to mean “plump” or even “fat”.
Better English translation: “Plump Shrimp with Mayo”.

Or better yet…”Jumbo Shrimp with Mayo”?

But that would be an oxymoron. Now THAT never happens in Engrish, does it?
; – )

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
9 years ago

The Chinese version has got kana, a worse mistranslation I think.

Chudz
Chudz
9 years ago

Hey man, lighten up, eh?

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

Mayo on lobster? You bet I’m angry!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I am angrily Japanesely.

Jared
Jared
9 years ago

This is either Engrish, or the worst name to wrestle under ever.

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