Herbert Q Beelzebub, Governor

Herbert Q Beelzebub, Governor

posted on 25 May 2011 in Chinglish

Old politicians never die, they just go into recess…

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Sign found in Zhanjiang, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

This is what happens when someone forgets to turn of the fun after living.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Our top story tonight: Reports indicate Donald Trump recently acquired controlling shares of the Pearly Gates in a hostile takeover. Saint Peter has released a statement indicating that he has been fired.

SF
SF
9 years ago

You can’t even escape through death.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Heavenly Choir: on | OFF
Hellish Smoke and Flame: on | OFF
Valhalla Beer Bust: ON | ON

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Must be a new insurance company own by Warren Buffett

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

You will be fine. After life.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Not Before

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Zombie attack?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Before: out of control
After: life

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The ultimate Life Recycling Machine.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

But what of the suburban after life?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Best of both worlds…?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Once you sign our work contract , you won’t be able to work for the opposition, even in hell.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Wow, I know China wants to control its currency but that’s a little extreme even for them.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

And you thought control of the internet was a daunting task.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Various out of control also offered for.

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

Beijing cemeteries are getting creative.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Perhaps, an admonition to the Chinese citizenry to invest in gold, rather than T-bills?

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

Nobody expects a zombie acquisition!

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Whose grave is that? Deng Xiaoping’s?

Xeno
Xeno
9 years ago

Sounds like the Ventruclan are losing their grip over the masquerade. Or are expanding volently.

B
B
9 years ago

all your base are belong to us..

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