Herbert Q Beelzebub, Governor

Herbert Q Beelzebub, Governor

posted on 25 May 2011 in Chinglish

Old politicians never die, they just go into recess…

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Sign found in Zhanjiang, China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

This is what happens when someone forgets to turn of the fun after living.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

“Our top story tonight: Reports indicate Donald Trump recently acquired controlling shares of the Pearly Gates in a hostile takeover. Saint Peter has released a statement indicating that he has been fired.

SF
SF
11 years ago

You can’t even escape through death.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Heavenly Choir: on | OFF
Hellish Smoke and Flame: on | OFF
Valhalla Beer Bust: ON | ON

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Must be a new insurance company own by Warren Buffett

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

You will be fine. After life.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Not Before

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Zombie attack?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Before: out of control
After: life

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

The ultimate Life Recycling Machine.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

But what of the suburban after life?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Best of both worlds…?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Once you sign our work contract , you won’t be able to work for the opposition, even in hell.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

Wow, I know China wants to control its currency but that’s a little extreme even for them.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

And you thought control of the internet was a daunting task.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Various out of control also offered for.

$teve
$teve
11 years ago

Beijing cemeteries are getting creative.

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

Perhaps, an admonition to the Chinese citizenry to invest in gold, rather than T-bills?

Snufkin
Snufkin
11 years ago

Nobody expects a zombie acquisition!

Long Tom
Long Tom
11 years ago

Whose grave is that? Deng Xiaoping’s?

Xeno
Xeno
11 years ago

Sounds like the Ventruclan are losing their grip over the masquerade. Or are expanding volently.

B
B
11 years ago

all your base are belong to us..

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