I think I prefer American Thai food…

I think I prefer American Thai food…

posted on 30 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Tom Raynes.
Night market stall menu found in Chiang Rai, Thailand.

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FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I don’t like the mustachioed squid, but I am fond of the bearded clam.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

A tiny and a demon moustache squid… mmmmm, Frenchly?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Dammit, they burnt the shrimp again. Every time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Every the wood beard knows moustache … em.. don’t have a squid!?

Dude
Dude
9 years ago

The “every the wood” bit would have fit better with the ark shell scalding!

The squid fire behind the counter goes nicely with the shrimp.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

I found the squid a bit hairy for my tastes

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The wood? So sea food IS an aphrodisiac, after all !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The squid, the demon, the ark shell: the wood beard fries every.

coffeebot
9 years ago

I’ll have one medium rare… aw damn! They did it again.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Mu-wa-ha-ha ! The demon moustache squid roasts again !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘The ark shell burns. Please, hurry up!’
‘Excellent, Sir. Would you like a fire extinguisher with that?’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The Ark shell? Now I finally locate the lost Ark but it’s burned.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Would you like eyebrows with that?

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Waiter, there’s a demon moustache in my soup!

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
9 years ago

Excuse me. Do you have roasted chicken lips?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Warning from Noah: the Ark shell scalds and burns. Do not touch the outside of the Ark or your species will not survive the Great Flood.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Well, it’s an obvious result of squids getting too personal with men Thailandly…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The swimming beard knows; the moustache squid roasts.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Looks like a good place for Screwtape to propose a toast.

TS
TS
9 years ago

It puts the moustache on its squid or else it gets the scald again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Got a warning from the Health Department: they weren’t storing the demons at the proper temperature.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“The shrimp burns.” — This must be the Louisiana part of Thailand.

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

And thus Satan sent one of his minions, a demon moustache squid, to burn down Noah’s ark. Unfortunately, its moustache was too tiny, and thus, Noah was able to stop the fire from burning the ark’s shell completely.

Frankie Bishop
9 years ago

I use to like the bearded clams…especially, the strips! But then, they included the legs, arms and hips…then it became really expensive…yikes!!

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Side effects of eating the squid may include a temporary demonic possession and unusual growth of facial hair. Contact your exorcist right away if possession lasts more than four hours or have thoughts of burning down Noah’s Ark.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Squids, Demons and Burning Shrimp! And you have to ask what happened to my mustache?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Noah’s Log FloodDate 2345.9
Attacked by flaming shrimp. Minor shell damage.
Suspect that first mate is getting too personal with the sheep.
(I guess that’s why they call him that.)

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Keep those meetballs away from my wood.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Got tiny squid roasts?

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The squid does not like moustaches!

Orang Akaun
9 years ago

SQUID FIRE

Rohit
Rohit
9 years ago

The Demon Moustache Squid is out to get you, and he will roast you!

anchor
9 years ago

Demon moustache?! I was wondering what happened to Magnum P.I.!!!

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

Yeah, hon, you don’t want your mustache to become cannibalistic…

marcus
marcus
9 years ago

Look out! The meatballs got a gun!

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Those fried meatballs really gave me the wood!

craig
craig
9 years ago

The shrimp burns! The goggles, they do NOTHING!!!!

f
f
8 years ago

lemembel, kids! moustache is tiny squid loasts!

pete
pete
8 years ago

place the meatballs near a LAW meat and it’ll get burned! xxD
(I decided not to go with the flow, because there is no need to mention squids with sinister facial hair any more… xxD

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

S & M fast food.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Always remember, if it burns going down it’ll burn coming out. Or back up.

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