I’ll keep an eye out for another bottle

I’ll keep an eye out for another bottle

posted on 19 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

That’s the last time you’ll lip off to me…


Photo courtesy of Celina Chan.
Korean makeup remover found in Hong Kong.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The instructions on the back are in Braille.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

If you want face transplant, try our heavily balance face removal cream.

SF
SF
9 years ago

Of course, it’s not so light with a spoon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

And how am I supposed to put them back?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Also called ‘Face Off’

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

As long as it leaves the nose and ears alone I’ll be happy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

This way I can always keep an eye on you, my dear…!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Do have something that takes care of the entire mouth?
Put me down for a five gallon bucket and a roller.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Speak no evil, see no evil.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

When I want my eye removed I’ll get a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.

TWWK
9 years ago

Been looking for one of those – I figured I can just start over and have an artist draw an anime face on my blank canvas. Where can I get this?

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Those pesky peepers need to go!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

What about Butt Remover? I’ll need five gallons of it too.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It’s perfect for all those wishing to achieve that glamorous “bowling ball” look.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Go for the eyes Boo… got for the eyes!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

I had annoyingly green eyes until I tried this and got B&W… Thank you lip & eye remover!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Kiss your kisser goodbye.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

This is actually a mixture of turpentine, benzene and acetone. It only works on cartoon characters.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

As recomended by Oedipus Rex

TippingCows
TippingCows
9 years ago

That’s great for kids with potty mouths.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Great! I don’t have to turn off the light and kiss my husband before I go to bed!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Give us wink, darlin’ !

Conventi
Conventi
9 years ago

Comes in handy if you work for the North Korean Police.

Jared
Jared
9 years ago

When going under the knife just isn’t an option, try Easy Off Eyes. You’ll see the results almost instantly, or not.

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

Why the blank face?

emily
emily
9 years ago

Trying out face remover could end up in a face off.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Specially formulated for men with naggy wives — ear remover

ingrid
ingrid
9 years ago

lightly gel type so much better than the cream…

sandra sheehy
9 years ago

This is what they do in animal lab product testing everyday..
time to stop animal testing for the ugly face of beauty..

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I tried on my ex–never worked!

jimmy
jimmy
7 years ago

bleach and lye procuct remove your unwanted face

Emma wink
Emma wink
5 years ago

You’re sure to be lipped off

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