I’ll take a dozen dozen

I’ll take a dozen dozen

posted on 11 May 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.


Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Amazing shoes that lengthen the leg. What next legs all the way to the neck.

SF
SF
9 years ago

And does the high-heeled version make rich rich?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

@Algernon: Not only do they lengthen the leg. They make the top bigger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Do not watch arc. Wear eye protection.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Click the heels three times and say “There’s no place like waterproof waterproof home”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Echolalia classic classic, Inc.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I don’t need Taiwan to release my friction. I want to maintain my traction.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Doubly waterproof, but not doubly proofread.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Oh wow! That is a big big pair shoes to fill.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

You won’t need them if your legs already go all the way up.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Well, if this authenticity card does not allay your doubts, you are really just too suspicious!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

The Project: To rebrand mis-matched carny galoshes as haute coutre.

The Contractor: A randomly selected cocaine fueled advertising executive

The Result: ‘Slender yet beautifully thick waterproof waterproof shoes with friction releasing arc buffering for increased comfort & visible leg lengthening, whilst maintaining a repeatedly slender slender type of intimacy that is nonetheless ubiquitous in the interrelated families of Europe & the USA.’

The Outcome: Charlie Sheen orders 50 000 pairs & asks for ‘facetime’ with the designer

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

You love shoes long time…

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Ma Ying-jeou is in charge of thick waterproof waterproof Taiwan.

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

Reflect the style of the Big Top! Get your clown shoes today!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

It seems that Jacob Two-Two isn’t doing very well nowadays…

toidhh22
toidhh22
9 years ago

Big top style shoes. Dang, I almost passed an entire sandwich through my nose on that one!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Like most female footwear – Christian Lobotomy shoes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Scotty, More Power!
Captn’ I canna buffer to pre-charge the arc!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Fully pre-charge-of-arc buffered, and definitely top of clown!

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

The official shoes of Little Caesers. Pizza! Pizza!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Christian Louboutin = authentical shoes.
Christian Louboution = a bit less authentical shoes.

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

In the end, I chose to leave Big Top America for waterproof waterproof Taiwan.

Take2
Take2
9 years ago

While walking in my new Christian Louboutins I hear calliope music.
– Bozo

Sonny
9 years ago

What an epic brand name.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

What what?

Miladydoyle
Miladydoyle
9 years ago

Clown nose NOT included!

Ethan
Ethan
7 years ago

Please, sign makers, buy a period…

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