I’ll take a dozen dozen

I’ll take a dozen dozen

posted on 11 May 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.


Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Amazing shoes that lengthen the leg. What next legs all the way to the neck.

SF
SF
11 years ago

And does the high-heeled version make rich rich?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

@Algernon: Not only do they lengthen the leg. They make the top bigger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Do not watch arc. Wear eye protection.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Click the heels three times and say “There’s no place like waterproof waterproof home”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Echolalia classic classic, Inc.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I don’t need Taiwan to release my friction. I want to maintain my traction.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Doubly waterproof, but not doubly proofread.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Oh wow! That is a big big pair shoes to fill.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

You won’t need them if your legs already go all the way up.

Yugan Dali
11 years ago

Well, if this authenticity card does not allay your doubts, you are really just too suspicious!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

The Project: To rebrand mis-matched carny galoshes as haute coutre.

The Contractor: A randomly selected cocaine fueled advertising executive

The Result: ‘Slender yet beautifully thick waterproof waterproof shoes with friction releasing arc buffering for increased comfort & visible leg lengthening, whilst maintaining a repeatedly slender slender type of intimacy that is nonetheless ubiquitous in the interrelated families of Europe & the USA.’

The Outcome: Charlie Sheen orders 50 000 pairs & asks for ‘facetime’ with the designer

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

You love shoes long time…

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Ma Ying-jeou is in charge of thick waterproof waterproof Taiwan.

Snufkin
Snufkin
11 years ago

Reflect the style of the Big Top! Get your clown shoes today!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

It seems that Jacob Two-Two isn’t doing very well nowadays…

toidhh22
toidhh22
11 years ago

Big top style shoes. Dang, I almost passed an entire sandwich through my nose on that one!

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Like most female footwear – Christian Lobotomy shoes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Scotty, More Power!
Captn’ I canna buffer to pre-charge the arc!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

Fully pre-charge-of-arc buffered, and definitely top of clown!

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

The official shoes of Little Caesers. Pizza! Pizza!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Christian Louboutin = authentical shoes.
Christian Louboution = a bit less authentical shoes.

Anon
Anon
11 years ago

In the end, I chose to leave Big Top America for waterproof waterproof Taiwan.

Take2
Take2
11 years ago

While walking in my new Christian Louboutins I hear calliope music.
– Bozo

Sonny
11 years ago

What an epic brand name.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

What what?

Miladydoyle
Miladydoyle
11 years ago

Clown nose NOT included!

Ethan
Ethan
8 years ago

Please, sign makers, buy a period…

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