It is confused…

It is confused…

posted on 2 May 2011 in Signs

That’s what she said…

Photo courtesy of Marque Gauder.
Found at Lake Ashi in Hakone, Japan.
Japanese says: “No passing ahead.”

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (412 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
37 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

It doesn’t do a very good job, then!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

(White Men Can’t Jump, 1991):

– It happened again. I lost the money.
– You want to run that by me one more time?
– It happened again.
– …….. It?! No! No, Billy. What the f*** is “it, it, it”? There is no “it.” It is you! You happened again! Damn it, Billy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Don’t touch the bushes anymore!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Sounds more like adult engrish

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

The sign ahead says don’t walk on the grass

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

There’s a sign-post up ahead. Your next stop… the hose again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Ma’am… I do believe you play a part in the “it slips out” bit.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It passes this ahead
It passes this behind
It slips it out and shakes it all about.
You’re doing the Hokey-Pokey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

What is it: unintentional, slippery and tricky … ?

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

You know it has a medical condition!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I can get you a tablet for that

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Like throwing a pickle down a hallway.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

So much anticipation for nothing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Dear Sign,
Thank you for understanding.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

…and she is not happy about that…

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

It’s just not that into you…

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Mowed down by Turfus interruptus.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Franky says Relax….

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

It passes… but Kobe intercepts… he shoots he scores.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Apparently this time it doesn’t get the hose…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I blame whoever asked it to pass the dang sign ahead. Couldn’t they see it was busy?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Always a problem when you mix too much alcohol with sex.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

The nearer your destination the more it slips out and doesn’t come.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

It is a silent stinker….

Prevaricator Covington
Prevaricator Covington
9 years ago

Now it places the lotion in the basket …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Wrong approach?

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

The grass must have taken the Chinese national attestation…

what
what
9 years ago

it passes her mouth, but slips out and doesn’t come.

the solution is easy:
suck harder!

QiMaer
QiMaer
9 years ago

Everything is nothing. Man, I’m so lost…

kor
kor
9 years ago

Whoever wrote that must a sexpert, involving key words such as head, slip out and doesn’t come.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

It gets on the Mama and it doesn’t come.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

It passes this ahead, it slips out, and thne it gets the hose again

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

“It” perhaps being The Great Pumpkin?

spockahontas
spockahontas
9 years ago

Then it puts the lotion in the basket…

bananana
bananana
9 years ago

It puts the lotion in the basket…

Nate
9 years ago

>_> “because i got high because i got high because i got hiiiiiiiiigh!”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Next time it visits a more skillful “service provider”.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
37
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x