It is confused…

It is confused…

posted on 2 May 2011 in Signs

That’s what she said…

Photo courtesy of Marque Gauder.
Found at Lake Ashi in Hakone, Japan.
Japanese says: “No passing ahead.”

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Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

It doesn’t do a very good job, then!

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

(White Men Can’t Jump, 1991):

– It happened again. I lost the money.
– You want to run that by me one more time?
– It happened again.
– …….. It?! No! No, Billy. What the f*** is “it, it, it”? There is no “it.” It is you! You happened again! Damn it, Billy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Don’t touch the bushes anymore!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Sounds more like adult engrish

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

The sign ahead says don’t walk on the grass

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

There’s a sign-post up ahead. Your next stop… the hose again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Ma’am… I do believe you play a part in the “it slips out” bit.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It passes this ahead
It passes this behind
It slips it out and shakes it all about.
You’re doing the Hokey-Pokey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

What is it: unintentional, slippery and tricky … ?

liam1224
liam1224
11 years ago

You know it has a medical condition!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

I can get you a tablet for that

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Like throwing a pickle down a hallway.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

So much anticipation for nothing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Dear Sign,
Thank you for understanding.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

…and she is not happy about that…

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

It’s just not that into you…

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

Mowed down by Turfus interruptus.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Franky says Relax….

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

It passes… but Kobe intercepts… he shoots he scores.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Apparently this time it doesn’t get the hose…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

I blame whoever asked it to pass the dang sign ahead. Couldn’t they see it was busy?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Always a problem when you mix too much alcohol with sex.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

The nearer your destination the more it slips out and doesn’t come.

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

It is a silent stinker….

Prevaricator Covington
Prevaricator Covington
11 years ago

Now it places the lotion in the basket …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Wrong approach?

$teve
$teve
11 years ago

The grass must have taken the Chinese national attestation…

what
what
11 years ago

it passes her mouth, but slips out and doesn’t come.

the solution is easy:
suck harder!

QiMaer
QiMaer
11 years ago

Everything is nothing. Man, I’m so lost…

kor
kor
11 years ago

Whoever wrote that must a sexpert, involving key words such as head, slip out and doesn’t come.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

It gets on the Mama and it doesn’t come.

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

It passes this ahead, it slips out, and thne it gets the hose again

Long Tom
Long Tom
11 years ago

“It” perhaps being The Great Pumpkin?

spockahontas
spockahontas
11 years ago

Then it puts the lotion in the basket…

bananana
bananana
11 years ago

It puts the lotion in the basket…

Nate
11 years ago

>_> “because i got high because i got high because i got hiiiiiiiiigh!”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Next time it visits a more skillful “service provider”.

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