It’s gonna be OK

With a mind of its own

That’s why my life sucks so much more

Your car left this message: “I’ve found someone else. I’ve leaving you.”

I’m sorry. It was a routine oil change. Once we started, your car’s condition deteriorated quickly. we did everything we could. But, I’m afraid she didn’t make it.

I’m happy you’re fine, but please at least give me a phone call next time…

Your speeding ticket. Itsa fine.

It’s sad when your Prius has more of a life than you do.

Your car life is fine. Your Barcalounger, on the other hand, has serious issues.

Is this a warranty?

Thank you. But the question remains, should i take a life insurance or a vehicle insurance?

Sure, your car life may be fine, but wouldn’t you like it to be great instead?

My car life is full of fines.

My so-called car life…

Iggy Pop should come up with “In the Life Car” now.

Who knew living in your car could be so good?

I figure it’s an insurance commercial myself

Or do they mean “pay a fine or we take your car’s life”?

your car is currently on oil transfusions and had a tire transplant but it’s doing fine now.

Batteries 100% secure or your money back!

excuse me lesabre, do you believe in car-jesus?

It’s yellow, your submarine life.

The tyres are flat, the battery is dead, the engine is broken and the windows are smashed, but I have a feeling it is going to be fine. It is going to be juuuust fine.

YOU CALL DRIVING A 12 YEAR OLD hYUNDAI EXCEL FINE????

Thug Life!

my dairy life stalled, but car life fine!

Someone commented on my parking today. I found a piece of paper under my windscreen wiper that blared “PARKING FINE”. At first, I thought I had a unique skill, but then I looked around, and all the other vehicles on the street had that note on them as well. Who’da thought it?