Jag-off-off

Jag-off-off

It’s like a cold shower in every tube!


Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen.
Chinese product found in South Africa.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Horniness: Gone in 60 seconds!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Destroys your libido with one mouthful.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

“I love you like I love a banana!”

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Horniness removed = No seeds attached!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Botanics killed my mojo!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I usually think about Lady Gaga to do that…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I can guess what you do with the cucumber.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Isomalt, Saccharin, 5-Nitro-2-propoxyaniline, Aspartame-acesulfame, Sucrononic acid, Sodium cyclamate….

Yeah, you’re right. I’ve lost it.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

These sweet words will ‘grow’ on you, but just like poison ivy – it removes your horniness in 1 minute.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

It’s such a turn off when you talk about fruit dear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please use together with a polite verbal auto-suggestions!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I thought this kind of treatment would have an opposite effect … ?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

My wife must be buying this stuff by the crate.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The very best way to lose it is to use it.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

A parent’s hidden tool to fight prom night traditions.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It isn’t the juice that’s a turnoff, it’s the general seediness of it all.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

You are all bloody sweet talks, I don’t want it any more.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

New alternative punishment / treatment / prevention for sex offenders.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Sweet words from a half-orange is highly discouraging

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg will do that too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Horniness to go, please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

NO!! I don’t find Bananas to be a phallic symbol.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

High in potasium nitrate (saltpeter).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Now I know why it doesn’t come!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Fruit can do that?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Me so not horny. Me not love you for hours…. Me not earn dollar.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Botanic sweet words:

Attributed to Ben Franklin on the salutary effects of billets doux:

Passionate prose
On paper pink
Doth make the maidens
**** like mink.

codeman38
9 years ago

“Pietty Cieam”? That’s not Engrish– that’s Engiish!

coffeebot
9 years ago

contains no passionfruit

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

A minute? Yeah, that’s about right…

K Chang
K Chang
9 years ago

Translating “keratin” (literally, horn substance) too literally. 😀

Jared
Jared
9 years ago

If horniness is gone for 4 hours or more, please consult your doctor.

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Inside it simply contains a picture of Gaga.

The deluxe edition keeps Justin Beiber. (No longer in sale due to cause of permanent penile dysfunction.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

My ex can do that in five seconds.

Nads
Nads
8 years ago

The Mamas & Papas hated this stuff. Ever heard this song? “Words of love, soft and tender, won’t win her. Worn out phrases won’t get you want to go…”

j s
j s
8 years ago

You’re forgetting mannitol, sorbitol, glycerol, alitame, thaumatin, neohesperidine dihydrochalcone, maltitol, lactitol, xylitol, erythritol or sucralose.

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