Jag-off-off

Jag-off-off

It’s like a cold shower in every tube!


Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen.
Chinese product found in South Africa.

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Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Horniness: Gone in 60 seconds!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Destroys your libido with one mouthful.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“I love you like I love a banana!”

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Horniness removed = No seeds attached!

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Botanics killed my mojo!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

I usually think about Lady Gaga to do that…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I can guess what you do with the cucumber.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Isomalt, Saccharin, 5-Nitro-2-propoxyaniline, Aspartame-acesulfame, Sucrononic acid, Sodium cyclamate….

Yeah, you’re right. I’ve lost it.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

These sweet words will ‘grow’ on you, but just like poison ivy – it removes your horniness in 1 minute.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

It’s such a turn off when you talk about fruit dear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Please use together with a polite verbal auto-suggestions!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I thought this kind of treatment would have an opposite effect … ?

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

My wife must be buying this stuff by the crate.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The very best way to lose it is to use it.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

A parent’s hidden tool to fight prom night traditions.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

It isn’t the juice that’s a turnoff, it’s the general seediness of it all.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

You are all bloody sweet talks, I don’t want it any more.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

New alternative punishment / treatment / prevention for sex offenders.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Sweet words from a half-orange is highly discouraging

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg will do that too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Horniness to go, please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

NO!! I don’t find Bananas to be a phallic symbol.

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

High in potasium nitrate (saltpeter).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Now I know why it doesn’t come!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
11 years ago

Fruit can do that?

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

Me so not horny. Me not love you for hours…. Me not earn dollar.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
11 years ago

Botanic sweet words:

Attributed to Ben Franklin on the salutary effects of billets doux:

Passionate prose
On paper pink
Doth make the maidens
**** like mink.

codeman38
11 years ago

“Pietty Cieam”? That’s not Engrish– that’s Engiish!

coffeebot
11 years ago

contains no passionfruit

Tekleader
Tekleader
11 years ago

A minute? Yeah, that’s about right…

K Chang
K Chang
11 years ago

Translating “keratin” (literally, horn substance) too literally. 😀

Jared
Jared
11 years ago

If horniness is gone for 4 hours or more, please consult your doctor.

Gerson
Gerson
11 years ago

Inside it simply contains a picture of Gaga.

The deluxe edition keeps Justin Beiber. (No longer in sale due to cause of permanent penile dysfunction.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

My ex can do that in five seconds.

Nads
Nads
10 years ago

The Mamas & Papas hated this stuff. Ever heard this song? “Words of love, soft and tender, won’t win her. Worn out phrases won’t get you want to go…”

j s
j s
10 years ago

You’re forgetting mannitol, sorbitol, glycerol, alitame, thaumatin, neohesperidine dihydrochalcone, maltitol, lactitol, xylitol, erythritol or sucralose.

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