Breast or thigh?

Breast or thigh?

posted on 20 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Lightly aged, very sassy…

Photo courtesy of Sam Spooky.
Menu found in Phuket, Thailand.

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FatKenney
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FatKenney

Make mine a double.

Algernon
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Algernon

Hmm with peas and grilled lemon.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

I think that the fact this menu was spotted in a place called Phuket only makes it better.

DrLex
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DrLex

Mon dieu!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

What the heck with the French chick doing in Thailand? I want genuine local Thai chicks.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

French chick is best served with ThaiCock

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Femme du jour.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“Waiter, are these French chicks fresh? Mine smells funny.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Stop playing with your food!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“We do chicken right…”

Chuck
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Chuck

<>

Chuck
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Chuck

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Chuck
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Chuck

Formidable.

( I can’t enter the double <<

xila31
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xila31

You can tell she’s high maintenance, insisting they say “platter” instead of “plate.”

dangevin
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Then those must be Chick Peas in the back.

Eduard
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Eduard

French kissing mandatory!

Chris
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Chris

@dangevin: Good one!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Your life with chick in the frenchly style.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Le’ Solylent Vert

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bon Appétit

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I told her to go easy on that eye and lip remover.

Lora
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Lora

She finds the nighf life formidabl, oui?

GwydionM
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GwydionM

A favourite of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn. (But not on the menu at Rikers Island.)

priest's wife
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“Not an old hen”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I will have mine in leather, please!

Mista Bob Dobalina
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Mista Bob Dobalina

Careful, might explode…

Long Tom
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Long Tom

This menu would have been more appropriate for Vietnam or any other nation that was formerly part of French Indochina. (Thailand is the only Southeast Asian nation never to have been colonized by any European country.)

Kai
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Kai

Waiter, there’s hair on it….

sparky
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sparky

goûts grande

Pim
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Pim

I can’t help but wonder what the arrow at the bottom points to.

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