Now I’m the Donald Trump of sweeping up

Now I’m the Donald Trump of sweeping up

posted on 9 May 2011 in Household Items

Phase 1: Collect pumpkin seeds.
Phase 2: ?????
Phase 3: Become rich!

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Sikon “Adevilinherhat”.
Dustpan from Japan (made in China).

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iLock
iLock
9 years ago

One mans trash is another mans treasure!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I confuse; therefore I become rich.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I sweep away the carpet, table, sofa, kitchen, back yard, our village… while wearing high heels!

Let’s Chiritori allright!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Best use for brush when wear high heel. OK!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

You glue table, sofa, kitchen, carpet or something else that’s Impossibly large and/or very inconvenient to apply to dustpan.

But you do it. Because you become rich, ok!
No lie!

SF
SF
9 years ago

Curious to see what the six-pack Chriritori, “stay poor”, looks like.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

If you get job sweep Will Smiths’ mansion floor you become rich!
If you get job sweep Charlie Sheen floor, don’t sweep white powder up or he become very angry dragon!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

You’ll never get rich, sweeping a ditch.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Dustpans of the Rich and Famous.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Not to be confused with the studded leather platform go-go boot dustpan.
OK!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“Take to brush the dustpan
…sweep to use.”

If you need detailed instructions on how to use a dustpan you know vast wealth can’t be far behind!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Sweep To Use” from the same doc writer who gave us “Front Towards Enemy”.

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

“Take to brush the dustpan
dump the contents in a frying pan.
Make heat while submerged the food in oil
eating before the food is cold and spoil.”

–Too much loving,
Your manager,
Chiritori Saan.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Complete use method the first time to be revealed:

1. Apply the magic carpet
2. Take to brush the dustpan
3. Do Not Pass ‘OK’
4. Collect $200
5. Repeat several times

Now can you say ‘CHIRITORI!’

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Stories of Jack and beanstalks abound.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Take to brush the dustpan.
Discontinue use if you experience great wealth lasting for more than four hours.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

I dream of a world where dust bunnies are as precious as gold!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I order Mr. Ta-ke to brush the dustpan everyday.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Jack & the Bean Stalk for the modern era

RT
RT
9 years ago

endorsed by little wayne

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

‘Ahm the Federal Marshall for this here chiritori. When I say sweep up, you sweep up.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Sweep. Repeat. Rich!

Something that is not really here
Something that is not really here
9 years ago

Perhaps it would be possible to create att lvling system for sweepping? Create some kind of dnd-like rollplaying game where player must roll dice to sweep? And even create various “sweeping-classes”?

Something that is not really here
Something that is not really here
9 years ago

And of course.. by sweeping special floors the player can find useful “loot” to sell or use right away. Perhaps the thief-class can “sweep” floors by breaking and entering. And even “accidently” push valuably items on the floor by special tenniques.

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

Honey, I found our gold bars! They were under the sofa.

noname
noname
9 years ago

high heel what?
become rich what?

too many transexuals these days.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

OK!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

You’ve seen their houses, now see their dustpans!

From the producers of MTV’s Cribs, comes MTV’s Dustpanz.

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