Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

posted on 26 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer.
Found in Korea.

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beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Like I always say: If you don’t want my pissy attitude then don’t do things that piss me off!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Piss off, piss!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

A sign with feelings.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

YOU made me this way!

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Curse those Imflowing dalmations!

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Sh*t, on the other hand, fertilize me and make me strong and hearty. Go figure.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Pet Song (tribute to)

Please
Don’t leave me in piss
Feels like urinal’s kiss
Don’t make me like this
For me there’s no peace
If I die in piss

Oh, piss…!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Piss make me ROR!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

@FatKenny: That nagative vote was a goof. I fat fingered it.
Piss on the iPhone’s browser.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Like the big dog told the little dog: If you can’t eat it or fu©k it, piss on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Polite version:
‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Are they telling us to piss off?

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.

“Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

No golden showers for THESE flowers!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Jarate!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I’m sick of being pissed on and off …

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

Urine trouble now!

Stuart
Stuart
11 years ago

If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.

tengokujin
tengokujin
11 years ago

“We don’t want [no stinkin’] dog piss.”
“My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”

Bulgogiman
Bulgogiman
11 years ago

Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Is this Park Tower’s grave?

Scott
Scott
11 years ago

Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
11 years ago

Stuck-up plant!

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

And peace on you too.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)

TS
TS
11 years ago

All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
11 years ago

In English:

Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass

Harold Hahn
Harold Hahn
11 years ago

Piss PSA.

catlurver
catlurver
11 years ago

NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!

adela
adela
11 years ago

…now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…

adela
adela
11 years ago

SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..

504neworleans
504neworleans
11 years ago

Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…

Erin
Erin
11 years ago

“Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?

jorge
jorge
10 years ago

Peaceful Plants Protest Piss

BrahBrahBrah
BrahBrahBrah
10 years ago

Piss = REJECTED

HerpDerp
10 years ago

DAMNIT! My dog pissed. What do I do now?

Henry
10 years ago

Piss on you!!

IB6UB9
10 years ago

Take your pets and PISS OFF already!!!

Tyler
10 years ago

First time I’ve seen a sign in dire need of a psychiatrist.

Patrick McReary
Patrick McReary
8 years ago

Those are some pissed off plants….

Jerome
Jerome
8 years ago

I’ll like this… on Facebook.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Urine Colors Of Benepiss

Oocca
7 years ago

Like everything (including piss), if you like it, you will also likely die from it, because the plant says so. And is in denial. About pet piss.

Yes. Denial.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No wonder there’s no piss on Earth

Aram
Aram
6 years ago

Is it better to be pissed off than pissed on?

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