Polite version:
‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’
DrLex
12 years ago
Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.
Kitsune
12 years ago
Are they telling us to piss off?
Kitsune
12 years ago
This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.
“Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”
Lora
12 years ago
No golden showers for THESE flowers!
Lollerskate
12 years ago
Jarate!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
I’m sick of being pissed on and off …
Tim
12 years ago
Urine trouble now!
Stuart
12 years ago
If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.
tengokujin
12 years ago
“We don’t want [no stinkin’] dog piss.”
“My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”
Bulgogiman
12 years ago
Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago
No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Is this Park Tower’s grave?
Scott
12 years ago
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…
Cecily
12 years ago
I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.
Bill Gates
12 years ago
Stuck-up plant!
Eccekio
12 years ago
And peace on you too.
Eccekio
12 years ago
@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:
Eccekio
12 years ago
@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)
TS
12 years ago
All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!
Tom P.
12 years ago
Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.
Bear or bust
12 years ago
In English:
Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass
Harold Hahn
12 years ago
Piss PSA.
catlurver
12 years ago
NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!
adela
12 years ago
…now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…
adela
12 years ago
SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..
504neworleans
12 years ago
Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…
Erin
12 years ago
“Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?
Like I always say: If you don’t want my pissy attitude then don’t do things that piss me off!
Piss off, piss!
A sign with feelings.
YOU made me this way!
Curse those Imflowing dalmations!
Sh*t, on the other hand, fertilize me and make me strong and hearty. Go figure.
Pet Song (tribute to)
Please
Don’t leave me in piss
Feels like urinal’s kiss
Don’t make me like this
For me there’s no peace
If I die in piss
Oh, piss…!
Piss make me ROR!
@FatKenny: That nagative vote was a goof. I fat fingered it.
Piss on the iPhone’s browser.
Like the big dog told the little dog: If you can’t eat it or fu©k it, piss on it.
Polite version:
‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’
Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.
Are they telling us to piss off?
This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.
“Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”
No golden showers for THESE flowers!
Jarate!
I’m sick of being pissed on and off …
Urine trouble now!
If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.
“We don’t want [no stinkin’] dog piss.”
“My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”
Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.
No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!
Is this Park Tower’s grave?
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…
I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.
Stuck-up plant!
And peace on you too.
@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:
@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)
All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!
Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.
In English:
Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass
Piss PSA.
NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!
…now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…
SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..
Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…
“Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?
Peaceful Plants Protest Piss
Piss = REJECTED
DAMNIT! My dog pissed. What do I do now?
Piss on you!!
Take your pets and PISS OFF already!!!
First time I’ve seen a sign in dire need of a psychiatrist.
Those are some pissed off plants….
I’ll like this… on Facebook.
Urine Colors Of Benepiss
Like everything (including piss), if you like it, you will also likely die from it, because the plant says so. And is in denial. About pet piss.
Yes. Denial.
No wonder there’s no piss on Earth
Is it better to be pissed off than pissed on?