Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

posted on 26 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer.
Found in Korea.

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beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Like I always say: If you don’t want my pissy attitude then don’t do things that piss me off!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Piss off, piss!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

A sign with feelings.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

YOU made me this way!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Curse those Imflowing dalmations!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Sh*t, on the other hand, fertilize me and make me strong and hearty. Go figure.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Pet Song (tribute to)

Please
Don’t leave me in piss
Feels like urinal’s kiss
Don’t make me like this
For me there’s no peace
If I die in piss

Oh, piss…!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Piss make me ROR!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

@FatKenny: That nagative vote was a goof. I fat fingered it.
Piss on the iPhone’s browser.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Like the big dog told the little dog: If you can’t eat it or fu©k it, piss on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Polite version:
‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Are they telling us to piss off?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.

“Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

No golden showers for THESE flowers!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Jarate!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I’m sick of being pissed on and off …

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

Urine trouble now!

Stuart
Stuart
9 years ago

If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.

tengokujin
tengokujin
9 years ago

“We don’t want [no stinkin’] dog piss.”
“My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”

Bulgogiman
Bulgogiman
9 years ago

Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is this Park Tower’s grave?

Scott
Scott
9 years ago

Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Stuck-up plant!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

And peace on you too.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)

TS
TS
9 years ago

All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
9 years ago

In English:

Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass

Harold Hahn
Harold Hahn
9 years ago

Piss PSA.

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!

adela
adela
9 years ago

…now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…

adela
adela
9 years ago

SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..

504neworleans
504neworleans
9 years ago

Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…

Erin
Erin
9 years ago

“Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?

jorge
jorge
9 years ago

Peaceful Plants Protest Piss

BrahBrahBrah
BrahBrahBrah
8 years ago

Piss = REJECTED

HerpDerp
8 years ago

DAMNIT! My dog pissed. What do I do now?

Henry
8 years ago

Piss on you!!

IB6UB9
8 years ago

Take your pets and PISS OFF already!!!

Tyler
8 years ago

First time I’ve seen a sign in dire need of a psychiatrist.

Patrick McReary
Patrick McReary
7 years ago

Those are some pissed off plants….

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

I’ll like this… on Facebook.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Urine Colors Of Benepiss

Oocca
5 years ago

Like everything (including piss), if you like it, you will also likely die from it, because the plant says so. And is in denial. About pet piss.

Yes. Denial.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

No wonder there’s no piss on Earth

Aram
Aram
4 years ago

Is it better to be pissed off than pissed on?

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