Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

posted on 26 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer.
Found in Korea.

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beechoak
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beechoak

Like I always say: If you don’t want my pissy attitude then don’t do things that piss me off!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Piss off, piss!

Algernon
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Algernon

A sign with feelings.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

YOU made me this way!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Curse those Imflowing dalmations!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Sh*t, on the other hand, fertilize me and make me strong and hearty. Go figure.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Pet Song (tribute to)

Please
Don’t leave me in piss
Feels like urinal’s kiss
Don’t make me like this
For me there’s no peace
If I die in piss

Oh, piss…!

iLock
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iLock

Piss make me ROR!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

@FatKenny: That nagative vote was a goof. I fat fingered it.
Piss on the iPhone’s browser.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Like the big dog told the little dog: If you can’t eat it or fu©k it, piss on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Polite version:
‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’

DrLex
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DrLex

Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Are they telling us to piss off?

Kitsune
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Kitsune

This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.

“Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”

Lora
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Lora

No golden showers for THESE flowers!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Jarate!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m sick of being pissed on and off …

Tim
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Tim

Urine trouble now!

Stuart
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Stuart

If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.

tengokujin
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tengokujin

“We don’t want [no stinkin’] dog piss.”
“My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”

Bulgogiman
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Bulgogiman

Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Is this Park Tower’s grave?

Scott
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Scott

Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…

Cecily
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Cecily

I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.

Bill Gates
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Bill Gates

Stuck-up plant!

Eccekio
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Eccekio

And peace on you too.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:

Eccekio
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Eccekio

@Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)

TS
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TS

All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.

Bear or bust
Guest
Bear or bust

In English:

Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass

Harold Hahn
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Harold Hahn

Piss PSA.

catlurver
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catlurver

NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!

adela
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adela

…now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…

adela
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adela

SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..

504neworleans
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504neworleans

Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…

Erin
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Erin

“Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?

jorge
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jorge

Peaceful Plants Protest Piss

BrahBrahBrah
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BrahBrahBrah

Piss = REJECTED

HerpDerp
Guest

DAMNIT! My dog pissed. What do I do now?

Henry
Guest

Piss on you!!

IB6UB9
Guest

Take your pets and PISS OFF already!!!

Tyler
Guest

First time I’ve seen a sign in dire need of a psychiatrist.

Patrick McReary
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Patrick McReary

Those are some pissed off plants….

Jerome
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Jerome

I’ll like this… on Facebook.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Urine Colors Of Benepiss

Oocca
Guest

Like everything (including piss), if you like it, you will also likely die from it, because the plant says so. And is in denial. About pet piss.

Yes. Denial.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No wonder there’s no piss on Earth

Aram
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Aram

Is it better to be pissed off than pissed on?

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