One teste is never enough

One teste is never enough

posted on 14 May 2011 in Chinglish

The teste will hit you right in the grapes.


Photo courtesy of Robin Warfel.
Grapes found in Sanya, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Grapes with balls

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

He stood there with his hand in his pocket. Glaring.

He wasn’t angry. Just feeling a little teste.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is this a frozen food? That would make them frosticles.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

…teste fit you well…?

I didn’t know it was so hard to find good fitting teste.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Testesing, testesing.. No, it’s not chickenses…!

coffeebot
9 years ago

ME: Doc, it’s worse
DOC: How so?
ME: Look…
DOC: Worse than I thought–you’ve developed GREEN BALLS

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

So he said, “Yeah, well, I never past an English teste in my life, so what do I care? I could care less if they laugh at the hight-quality slogan I wrote for the product,” and I said, “Yeah, yeah, sour grapes.”

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Also known as Beijing oysters

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

Waiter, two well-fitting delicious testes please.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I think my own testes fit well enough so you can keep your delidious teste, thank you.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

These grapes sure have a lot of balls.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Green balls are Height-quality food

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

No amount of trying will make me enjoy a mouth full of testes

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Not recommended for eating above 20,000 feet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Testeses are delidiously good because they’re made of selected material!
Now at least try to enjoy them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

delidious = delirious?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Japanesely teste fits better!

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

Well, I’ll try and enjoy the delicious taste, but I don’t think I can ever enjoy the taste of freshly-plucked testes.

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

I taste at least one teste every day!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Sounds like sour grapes.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

@sparky: … delidious teste … yeah, you’re right.

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

Try (to) enjoy these unnaturally green grapes. WARNING: Suitable for making wine.

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