Peep’n’sleep

Peep’n’sleep

posted on 21 May 2011 in Chinglish

White eggshell or brown, sir?


Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Hotel sign spotted in Zhanjiang, China.

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Jay
Jay
9 years ago

various guestrooms offered for… cheep.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Sir, would you like an incubator, a cage, a hen nest or a barn? Please also consider our ourdoor free range facilities…

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Looks like plenty of sleep then!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

“Various guestrooms offered for…?”

First crowing of sentence fetus
Complete grammatical structure not yet

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Make mine French. SVP.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

In other news, Chinese scientists have managed to squeeze a full size rooster inside an ordinary chicken egg shell.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Food, Fuel, Lodging, Crowing chicken fetuses – next 3 exits.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please hotel offers:

1. crowing the chicken chick fetus inside of the room crowded. Is recommended
2. not easily
3. put everything behind of the

If is not, various guestrooms please early pay before understanding.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is there no way to do it secondly?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No! I don’t want to stay in a room full chicken fetuses.
Especially if they’re crowing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’d like to reserve an omelet for

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Weekend Special
Two Persons
Two Nights
Sunny Side Up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It is their first crowing then…
Well, Is that of the happiness!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

So, were they trying to say “eggs for breakfast?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I’m totally interstated!

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Poor translator. He didn’t know the word Phoenix, so hey, Chicken is close enough, you know, feathers, that should do, and Fetus is pretty snazzy. But how the heck do you say 體驗? Let’s see, okay, just leave it blank for now and fill it in later…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

definition by http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

Noun 1.
crowing – an instance of boastful talk; “his brag is worse than his fight”;
“whenever he won we were exposed to his gasconade”

Adj. 1.
crowing – exhibiting self-importance; “big talk”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Therefore: no sleep.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Is this aimed at the pro life crowd?

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Don’t count your chicken chick fetus until it is hatched

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Would you like an epidural with that guest room?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Can I get a side order of dead pig strips with my chicken fetuses, please?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Is the French chick performing here?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Taking Bed and Breakfast to a whole new level.

Ric
Ric
9 years ago

Quite a mashup of Eraserhead references there….

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

I’d wondered what happened to the Coneheads after SNL. “Ahhh! The morning meal! Shredded swine flesh.. and fried chicken embryos! Here. Dry citrus.”

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

like the old saying goes, don’t put all your chicken fetus in one hotel

Wiglaf
Wiglaf
9 years ago

Last one not crowing is a rotten egg!

Josh
Josh
9 years ago

what is this I don’t even..

Viv
Viv
9 years ago

What the hell were they trying to say? Lol. Baffles me the most, this one.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Oh for crowing out loud!

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