Peep’n’sleep

Peep’n’sleep

posted on 21 May 2011 in Chinglish

White eggshell or brown, sir?


Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Hotel sign spotted in Zhanjiang, China.

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

various guestrooms offered for… cheep.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Sir, would you like an incubator, a cage, a hen nest or a barn? Please also consider our ourdoor free range facilities…

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Looks like plenty of sleep then!

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

“Various guestrooms offered for…?”

First crowing of sentence fetus
Complete grammatical structure not yet

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Make mine French. SVP.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

In other news, Chinese scientists have managed to squeeze a full size rooster inside an ordinary chicken egg shell.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Food, Fuel, Lodging, Crowing chicken fetuses – next 3 exits.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Please hotel offers:

1. crowing the chicken chick fetus inside of the room crowded. Is recommended
2. not easily
3. put everything behind of the

If is not, various guestrooms please early pay before understanding.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Is there no way to do it secondly?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

No! I don’t want to stay in a room full chicken fetuses.
Especially if they’re crowing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’d like to reserve an omelet for

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Weekend Special
Two Persons
Two Nights
Sunny Side Up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It is their first crowing then…
Well, Is that of the happiness!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

So, were they trying to say “eggs for breakfast?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I’m totally interstated!

Yugan Dali
11 years ago

Poor translator. He didn’t know the word Phoenix, so hey, Chicken is close enough, you know, feathers, that should do, and Fetus is pretty snazzy. But how the heck do you say 體驗? Let’s see, okay, just leave it blank for now and fill it in later…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

definition by http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

Noun 1.
crowing – an instance of boastful talk; “his brag is worse than his fight”;
“whenever he won we were exposed to his gasconade”

Adj. 1.
crowing – exhibiting self-importance; “big talk”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Therefore: no sleep.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Is this aimed at the pro life crowd?

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Don’t count your chicken chick fetus until it is hatched

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

Would you like an epidural with that guest room?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Can I get a side order of dead pig strips with my chicken fetuses, please?

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

Is the French chick performing here?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Taking Bed and Breakfast to a whole new level.

Ric
Ric
11 years ago

Quite a mashup of Eraserhead references there….

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
11 years ago

I’d wondered what happened to the Coneheads after SNL. “Ahhh! The morning meal! Shredded swine flesh.. and fried chicken embryos! Here. Dry citrus.”

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

like the old saying goes, don’t put all your chicken fetus in one hotel

Wiglaf
Wiglaf
11 years ago

Last one not crowing is a rotten egg!

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

what is this I don’t even..

Viv
Viv
11 years ago

What the hell were they trying to say? Lol. Baffles me the most, this one.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Oh for crowing out loud!

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