The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

posted on 13 May 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I’m burning Japanesely, I think I’m burning Japanesely…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
Menu found in China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Looks more like a pizza

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmmm… tastily Japanesely!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Irony fries mee,
irony burns mee,
it would be tastee…
like, Japanesely!

xila31
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xila31

I think I’m turning Japanesely.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Excellent! I love frozen burnt foreignly cuisine.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

The microwave heats the pizza pocket Americanly.

Classic Steve
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The translator writes the English menu Japanesely.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Irony plate burns.
Halogen meat shines.
Swimming beard knows Japanesely.

Lora
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Lora

In China you’d think it would taste more Chinesely.

Yugan Dali
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recite it out loud, it rolls off the tongue, rhythmically, Japanesely. Bravo! Author! Author!

Tong
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Tong

and, the eggplant melon burns you Chinesely.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Would you like Frenchly Fries with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wonder if it’s Japanesely, Chinesely… or perhaps Engrishly?

Chuck
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Chuck

Eggplant papasan.

TS
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TS

Easly-peasly-Japanesely!

RT
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RT

in soviet russia, russianesely writes you!

Tong
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Tong

It’s the attempt of the Chinese to blame the Japanese for giving a Chinese burn.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I love the smell of burnt eggplant melon in the morning. It smells victorly.

emily
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emily

When the bill comes, let’s settle it Dutchly…..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Teste your Japanesely!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No need to burn Japanesely; just teste it.

coffeebot
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It puts the eggplant in the iron plate or it gets the burn.

Engrishly

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I think it must be angrily!

RoxyIsFerox
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RoxyIsFerox

I’ll munch those Japanesely burned pizzas Philippinely, then share some of ’em to mah fellaz!

K. Chang
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K. Chang

Machine translation mangles the wording.

In China, teppanyaki (hot grill) is called “Japanese-style plank burn”.

In this case, the dish is teppanyaki eggplant.

sparky
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sparky

What do you want for 36 cents?

NightWolf71
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NightWolf71

Also, the menu was written in Engrish Japanesely.

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