The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

posted on 13 May 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I’m burning Japanesely, I think I’m burning Japanesely…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
Menu found in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Looks more like a pizza

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Mmmmm… tastily Japanesely!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Irony fries mee,
irony burns mee,
it would be tastee…
like, Japanesely!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

I think I’m turning Japanesely.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Excellent! I love frozen burnt foreignly cuisine.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The microwave heats the pizza pocket Americanly.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

The translator writes the English menu Japanesely.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Irony plate burns.
Halogen meat shines.
Swimming beard knows Japanesely.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

In China you’d think it would taste more Chinesely.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

recite it out loud, it rolls off the tongue, rhythmically, Japanesely. Bravo! Author! Author!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

and, the eggplant melon burns you Chinesely.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Would you like Frenchly Fries with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I wonder if it’s Japanesely, Chinesely… or perhaps Engrishly?

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Eggplant papasan.

TS
TS
9 years ago

Easly-peasly-Japanesely!

RT
RT
9 years ago

in soviet russia, russianesely writes you!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

It’s the attempt of the Chinese to blame the Japanese for giving a Chinese burn.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I love the smell of burnt eggplant melon in the morning. It smells victorly.

emily
emily
9 years ago

When the bill comes, let’s settle it Dutchly…..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Teste your Japanesely!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No need to burn Japanesely; just teste it.

coffeebot
9 years ago

It puts the eggplant in the iron plate or it gets the burn.

Engrishly

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I think it must be angrily!

RoxyIsFerox
RoxyIsFerox
9 years ago

I’ll munch those Japanesely burned pizzas Philippinely, then share some of ’em to mah fellaz!

K. Chang
K. Chang
9 years ago

Machine translation mangles the wording.

In China, teppanyaki (hot grill) is called “Japanese-style plank burn”.

In this case, the dish is teppanyaki eggplant.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

What do you want for 36 cents?

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
8 years ago

Also, the menu was written in Engrish Japanesely.

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