The swimming beard knows

You can lead a child to water but you can’t make him shave.

A: The swimming beard

Q: What do you get when you cross Mark Phelps with ZZ Top?

Please, only safe swimming in this district. You wanna be reckless, go to the next county.

If the body is unwall don’t enter the water. If, all in all, you’re just another brick in the wall, you may be Roger Waters.

Just stay out of the water. OK?

Club Hormone Pool and Spa.

That was Bin Laden dressed as a child, they killed him and dumped him into the water.

The wise beard knows; the child’s beard follows.

Fall down to get hurt. I knew that!

The raw recruit must first enter the boiling water area.

The Swimming Beard is more deadly than the Jaws

Bearded child, is it a boy or girl

@Algernon: A Tolkien Dwarf…

“…child’s beard have results to show a person…”.
And the results are: Positive for steroids.

I am Australian. I thought I knew all about swimming….Now I’m not so sure.

If child’s beard shows a person to lead a triangle, can he enter the water?

OK, who filled the pool with Rogaine?

The swimming beard knows something but is to be confused about the child’s beard.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The swimming beard knows!

So wait, I am confused. According to the rules for entering the pool, rule 4 says not to enter the water?

Wow this sound like the wildest pool party I’ve ever been to….

I warnnnned you to shave everyday.

Who knows what evil lurks in the dark of the water?… the swimming beard knows, muhahahaha!

Does the swimming beard know that her husband is gay?

Just to explain “beard” is some one who has a relationship with someone in order to conceal their real identity or orientation. So a woman married to a gay man would be his beard.

A good example is this quote from Doctor Who:
Tenth Doctor: And the Master. Oh! He just showed up again, same as ever.
Fifth Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?
Tenth Doctor: No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.

The Swimming Beard saw you peeing in that pool.

Five, Please take the child beard (or raw recruit) to slip
and fall down carefully into a non-hole of watering

If the Swimming Beard is another incarnation of Santa’s Beard, then..

“He sees you when you’re swimming.”
“He knows when you’re unwall.”
“If your motion is unsteady,”
“Prevent to slip and fall.”

Even creepier.

I felt unwall just reading this…

To SWIMMING BEARD, the Answer Man:

Re rule 3: Can I still enter the water if leading someone really hip? Nobody square in my entourage, & I really, really want to go in.

PS: It IS in my district.

Welcome to our ool – you’ll notice it has no P in it – we’d like to keep it that way… the beard on the other hand…

not more warnning line; there shall no be repeat of slip and fall down to get hurt.

“I refuse to lead a square!” said the dodecahedron.

Santa? Do you have a new job?

You can lead a square to water, but you can’t make it shave…

“Whoa, I need to grow a beard to swim in that pool?” 😀

You could of said the ‘don’t enter water’ bit at the beginning…

So I follow ‘hand ladder watering’ to prevent slip and THEN fall down on purpose to get hurt?

And if the hand ladder is watering… doesn’t that increase my chances of slipping?

Hmmm, the raw recruit is not going to be happy about this…

Hand ladder watering, swimming beards,
child’s beards, an unwalled body…

This is some crazy imagery.
I don’t know what to type of scene to imagine!

It’s making the motion of me unsteady :s

Navy Captain: “The swimming beard knows too much!
Raw recruits, chase him!”

Raw Recruits: “But we can not get into deepwater area… 🙁 “

The toilet beard is just a charlatan!

Please carefully slip and fall down to get hurt. Especially if the body is unwell and the motion unsteady.

Everybody knows that the beard is the word.

Swimming Beard Haiku:

motion unsteady
deepwater raw recruit square
fall down to get hurt

Ah, the joy of Chinese homonyms. Shu-Zhi, or “must know” somehow got translated as “beard knows” because “Shu” (must) is a homonym for “hu-shu” or beard/mustache/facial hair.

Why? Why??? Why did I accept the job of pool cleaner at this pool?????

…5, The child beard must stay with their appointed wise beard at all times

I cant tell you how many raw recruits we’ve lost in that deep water area.

Japanese kids do not have santa, but the swimming beard comes close.

Davy Jones in China