We’re looking for Moms with good taste

We’re looking for Moms with good taste

posted on 16 May 2011 in Video Games

We’ve got 11 months to marinate her for next Mother’s Day…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.

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krysto4
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“Mom, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Quick recipe for Fujieda Coffee:

1. Use basic Cooking Mother Kit
2. Make a nice cup of coffee
3. Enjoy the taste of the Japanese Mother!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Reminds me of the mother tasting contest.

iLock
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iLock

It looks like she’s already prepared the finger sushi

iLock
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iLock

Best marinated in Wii

Algernon
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Algernon

A slow roast should do the trick.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: This is a virtual reality product. Do not practice in real-life situations. If any strange phenomena occurs (like: strange images, sounds, physical actions, smells etc), please immediately reset the console or disconnect the lard line.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I played with this for several days and my Mother still has no teste!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Fava beans and Chianti sold separately.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Dude, I think your mom is baked.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I want to make a nice Spicy-Girl-Barbie-Cued with Mayo Japanesely!

DrLex
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DrLex

Limited offer: buy one kit and get a bottle of Chianti and fava beans for free.

Lora
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Lora

“Daddy, where is Mother?”
“Shut up kid, and eat your dinner!”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Approved By The Norman Bates School Of Hospitality.

Chris
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Chris

When I said “Eat me,” I didn’t mean “Eat me!”

Chris
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Chris

In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re having Mom for dinner.

ben
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ben

I always thought “having one in the oven” was just a figure of speech.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In worst case, you can use this as a video game accessory.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Yo Momma… The Other White Meat.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Oh! COOKING mother kit!….Ummm, yeah, I mean, that’s what I was looking for too…

faulty wiring
Guest
faulty wiring

Still plenty available at your local nintendo outlet. The ‘Carving father kit’, ‘Eating siblings kit’ & ‘Flushing other miscellaneous relatives down the lavatory kits’ all sold out 2 weeks ago

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Recommended optional hardware for hyper-realistic Haute Cuisine (sold separately):
Cooking Motherbeard with Bacterium IV food processing.

Ian
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Ian

I actually got some perfume called Chloroform for my wife. She said she didn’t like it because it made her bum sore!

liam1224
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liam1224

Supplying mothers to orphans since 2006. Set-up is easy. Mother can be cooking for orphans in 10 minutes!

liam1224
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liam1224

Your mom is quite a dish…

liam1224
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liam1224

dude…your mom’s hot…and spicy.

liam1224
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liam1224

Your momma’s so fat…I got a stomach ache from her!

Sarah
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Sarah

Yummy Mummy not included!

Kes
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Kes

Check the box closely…it’s for the Nintendo Wü.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

It’s people! Cooking Mother Kit is made of people!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Two cannibal kids talk to each other:

“How’s mother’s soup?”

“I don’t know, but I’ll miss her.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sushi rolls, taco, lasagne, hot dog and a steak? What happened to “Eat your vegetables”?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@jjhitt: She won’t tell anyone what to eat. No more.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

The sequel to “Throw Mamma from the Train”

Lai-Lai
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Lai-Lai

Bootleg Cooking Mama stuff from China.

iLock
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iLock

It cooks the Mama and it doesn’t come…

sparky
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sparky

Who’s your daddy now?

WiNDPooL
Guest

This game is very popular with cannibal children. I heard a copy was sold to every child.

WiNDPooL
Guest

Although, I suppose this is Nintendo telling us why the majority of its characters don’t have parents.

Doctor Q
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Today’s lesson: Cannibalism!

Eric
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Eric

Cooking Sibling Not Included!

(The game itself has some great Engrish dialog.
When you mess up, the “Cooking mama” either says “Do Not Mind” or “I Help For You!”)

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