We’re looking for Moms with good taste

We’re looking for Moms with good taste

posted on 16 May 2011 in Video Games

We’ve got 11 months to marinate her for next Mother’s Day…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.

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krysto4
9 years ago

“Mom, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Quick recipe for Fujieda Coffee:

1. Use basic Cooking Mother Kit
2. Make a nice cup of coffee
3. Enjoy the taste of the Japanese Mother!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Reminds me of the mother tasting contest.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

It looks like she’s already prepared the finger sushi

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Best marinated in Wii

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

A slow roast should do the trick.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: This is a virtual reality product. Do not practice in real-life situations. If any strange phenomena occurs (like: strange images, sounds, physical actions, smells etc), please immediately reset the console or disconnect the lard line.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I played with this for several days and my Mother still has no teste!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Fava beans and Chianti sold separately.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Dude, I think your mom is baked.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I want to make a nice Spicy-Girl-Barbie-Cued with Mayo Japanesely!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Limited offer: buy one kit and get a bottle of Chianti and fava beans for free.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

“Daddy, where is Mother?”
“Shut up kid, and eat your dinner!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Approved By The Norman Bates School Of Hospitality.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

When I said “Eat me,” I didn’t mean “Eat me!”

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re having Mom for dinner.

ben
ben
9 years ago

I always thought “having one in the oven” was just a figure of speech.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

In worst case, you can use this as a video game accessory.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Yo Momma… The Other White Meat.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Oh! COOKING mother kit!….Ummm, yeah, I mean, that’s what I was looking for too…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Still plenty available at your local nintendo outlet. The ‘Carving father kit’, ‘Eating siblings kit’ & ‘Flushing other miscellaneous relatives down the lavatory kits’ all sold out 2 weeks ago

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Recommended optional hardware for hyper-realistic Haute Cuisine (sold separately):
Cooking Motherbeard with Bacterium IV food processing.

Ian
Ian
9 years ago

I actually got some perfume called Chloroform for my wife. She said she didn’t like it because it made her bum sore!

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

Supplying mothers to orphans since 2006. Set-up is easy. Mother can be cooking for orphans in 10 minutes!

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

Your mom is quite a dish…

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

dude…your mom’s hot…and spicy.

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

Your momma’s so fat…I got a stomach ache from her!

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

Yummy Mummy not included!

Kes
Kes
9 years ago

Check the box closely…it’s for the Nintendo Wü.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

It’s people! Cooking Mother Kit is made of people!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Two cannibal kids talk to each other:

“How’s mother’s soup?”

“I don’t know, but I’ll miss her.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Sushi rolls, taco, lasagne, hot dog and a steak? What happened to “Eat your vegetables”?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

@jjhitt: She won’t tell anyone what to eat. No more.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The sequel to “Throw Mamma from the Train”

Lai-Lai
Lai-Lai
9 years ago

Bootleg Cooking Mama stuff from China.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

It cooks the Mama and it doesn’t come…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Who’s your daddy now?

WiNDPooL
7 years ago

This game is very popular with cannibal children. I heard a copy was sold to every child.

WiNDPooL
7 years ago

Although, I suppose this is Nintendo telling us why the majority of its characters don’t have parents.

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Today’s lesson: Cannibalism!

Eric
Eric
7 years ago

Cooking Sibling Not Included!

(The game itself has some great Engrish dialog.
When you mess up, the “Cooking mama” either says “Do Not Mind” or “I Help For You!”)

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