Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

posted on 9 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

But he’s still a bear and has bear needs…

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Stationery found in Taiwan.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of bunnies!” …

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

He grows happily with you, until the bubble bursts, and transforms into a bubble bunny.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Somewhat bunnyish.. erm.. bear. Anyway, I’m still afraid he will roar when he grows up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Forecloseures up since burst of Bear Market Bubble. Thousands of stuffed animals homeless.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

and he drinks bubble tea everyday for food else he will not be happily

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Is that a bubble in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

A bear that meets your every need.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

The child’s beard will surely grow up to become bubble beard. Might feel a bit uncomfortable with bubbles, though.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Not a speck of light is showing
So the Bears must be growing
Are the Bubbles of hell a-glowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing”

— (Bubble Bear and Bunny Factory)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Bubble Bear grows in all sorts of ways, but would prefer if you didn’t tell mummy & daddy about most of them

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Hmmm, must be a bipolar bear – He thinks he’s a rabbit.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble,
Still hung over and seeing double.
By the bleeding of my gums
Something fluffy this way comes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Bear with me and I’ll buy you a bear. Beer, I mean.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Keep track of all the bears. You wouldn’t want to leave a bear behind.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

The bare needs of a randy bear.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Hello boys and girls, I hate to burst your bubble, but what
that bear is going to do to you all is going to scar you for life!

Yugan Dali
11 years ago

the legendary White Bubble Bunny Bear of Taiwan!

UhOh
UhOh
11 years ago

Translation: “Say no to drugs.”

Jeff
Jeff
11 years ago

…and if the bubble bear has a bubble but… well, I’ll grow happily with it!!!!

Ruuku
Ruuku
11 years ago

be nice to bubble bear or he will grow angrilly with you

Lys Assia
Lys Assia
11 years ago

Sounds like toy from pedobear

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

This is unbearable.

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