Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

posted on 9 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

But he’s still a bear and has bear needs…

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Stationery found in Taiwan.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of bunnies!” …

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

He grows happily with you, until the bubble bursts, and transforms into a bubble bunny.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Somewhat bunnyish.. erm.. bear. Anyway, I’m still afraid he will roar when he grows up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Forecloseures up since burst of Bear Market Bubble. Thousands of stuffed animals homeless.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

and he drinks bubble tea everyday for food else he will not be happily

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is that a bubble in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

A bear that meets your every need.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The child’s beard will surely grow up to become bubble beard. Might feel a bit uncomfortable with bubbles, though.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Not a speck of light is showing
So the Bears must be growing
Are the Bubbles of hell a-glowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing”

— (Bubble Bear and Bunny Factory)

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Bubble Bear grows in all sorts of ways, but would prefer if you didn’t tell mummy & daddy about most of them

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Hmmm, must be a bipolar bear – He thinks he’s a rabbit.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble,
Still hung over and seeing double.
By the bleeding of my gums
Something fluffy this way comes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Bear with me and I’ll buy you a bear. Beer, I mean.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Keep track of all the bears. You wouldn’t want to leave a bear behind.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The bare needs of a randy bear.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Hello boys and girls, I hate to burst your bubble, but what
that bear is going to do to you all is going to scar you for life!

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

the legendary White Bubble Bunny Bear of Taiwan!

UhOh
UhOh
9 years ago

Translation: “Say no to drugs.”

Jeff
Jeff
9 years ago

…and if the bubble bear has a bubble but… well, I’ll grow happily with it!!!!

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

be nice to bubble bear or he will grow angrilly with you

Lys Assia
Lys Assia
9 years ago

Sounds like toy from pedobear

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

This is unbearable.

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