Business attire for the discerning squirrel

Business attire for the discerning squirrel

posted on 27 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

On the freeway of high apparel prices, ours have
been squished and flattened to next to nothing…


Photo courtesy of Stephen H.
Found at a Beijing shopping mall.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I get my suits at Esteemed Jackass.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Stash your nuts in our trousers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well of course they’re valuable… because they make coats out of them. No purchase here, sorry!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

You call me that now, but I know that when I don’t have any nuts left it’ll be an entirely different story

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I thought the squirrel had been devalued as part of the response to the GFC

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Strange… that’s not a squirrel on the large photo… or is it?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It seems there’s a nuts guy involved

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m going to run right over there… no I’m not… yes I will… no I won’t…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Funny looking tree

coffeebot
10 years ago

Oh, I was thinking of something in coonskin

ohnonotagain
ohnonotagain
10 years ago

i just love the way the chinese translate their language into english. a valuable insight!

Elsys St. Valencia
10 years ago

You know it’s winter when it’s called Valued Squirrel.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Only nuts shop there.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

So Rocky and Bullwinkle opened a clothing store after retirement…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You can get a brand new suit for peanuts! (Well, someone had to make that joke.)

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

It’s a cheap knockoff of the trendy Alvin and the Chipmunks line.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Why is it valued? To paraphrase “You Can’t Do That on Television”
“What do you think is in the clothing?”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Jellychop: And Rocky has his own line of aviator helmets in the flying squirrel section, specially deigned to protect the brain from bad puns of moose companions, evil plots from Russian-like spies, and tree collisions…no wait, that’s the loin cloths over at George of the Jungle’s store…

RT
RT
10 years ago

and our suits contain kevlar padding to help cushion for those unexpected drive-bys on those midnight snack runs…

$teve
$teve
10 years ago

This guy must be nuts…

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

After being canned from teaching on drug charges, Amy Squirrel decided to get into retail clothing.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

“There’s squirrels in my pants” – Candace Flynn.

Not anymore thanks to Valued Squirrel

kmsgameboy
kmsgameboy
10 years ago

Located between the Dollar Tree and Peanut Shack.

Phillip Norbert Årp
10 years ago

You all laugh now, but wait until those chittering little bastards take over the world! The squirrel apocalypse is upon us!

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

Why do squirrels swim on there back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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