Can’t tell him nuthin’

Can’t tell him nuthin’

posted on 11 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

What do you get a Nihilist for Christmas?

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Notebook found in Taiwan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

PS: Will you be my valentine?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The Chinese says “Large format notes”. It’s for those notes that are bigger than life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Who are you…?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Be satisfied or die… Life is not a program code.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Lifes a bowl of maple leafs

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Life is a dream… remember?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The dreamer awakes.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Life can never be exactly like we want it to be = You can’t always get what you want
I can’t be satisfied = I can’t get no satisfaction

These guys are totally ripping off the Rolling Stones.

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

That’s what she said before we broke up…

coffeebot
9 years ago

Because Living is our Dream?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Looks closer to the song “Dedicated to the One I Love” by the Shirelles, to me:

Life can never be exactly like we want it to be
I can be satisfied just knowing that you love me

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Dead Leaf, tell me about life…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“I know more of life than you do.” — if you are the parent of a teenager, you have probably heard these words before.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

You can never be exactiy satisfied.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

I hate pessimistic stationary.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

That is the deepest and most poignant way I’ve ever seen to tell someone they need to rake the leaves.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I always write my notes on A2. That way I can have my pockets cluttered up with usless amounts of paper. But at least I’m never caught out at a public toilet.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Not only depressed, but smug about it as well.

gbear4
gbear4
9 years ago

Ahhhh….my experience of puberty put into words.

tadchem
tadchem
9 years ago

This should be Dr. Kevorkian’s epitaph!

emily
emily
9 years ago

Yes, you have seen more of life than I do. You are near its end while I have just begun!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Why is my ex putting this all over again?

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

well, you’re not doing very well at it , are you?

Myself
4 years ago

“I know more of life than you do.” Oh yeah? Wanna bet?

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