Can’t tell him nuthin’

Can’t tell him nuthin’

posted on 11 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

What do you get a Nihilist for Christmas?

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Notebook found in Taiwan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

PS: Will you be my valentine?

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

The Chinese says “Large format notes”. It’s for those notes that are bigger than life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Who are you…?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Be satisfied or die… Life is not a program code.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Lifes a bowl of maple leafs

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Life is a dream… remember?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The dreamer awakes.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Life can never be exactly like we want it to be = You can’t always get what you want
I can’t be satisfied = I can’t get no satisfaction

These guys are totally ripping off the Rolling Stones.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

That’s what she said before we broke up…

coffeebot
11 years ago

Because Living is our Dream?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

Looks closer to the song “Dedicated to the One I Love” by the Shirelles, to me:

Life can never be exactly like we want it to be
I can be satisfied just knowing that you love me

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Dead Leaf, tell me about life…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“I know more of life than you do.” — if you are the parent of a teenager, you have probably heard these words before.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

You can never be exactiy satisfied.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

I hate pessimistic stationary.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

That is the deepest and most poignant way I’ve ever seen to tell someone they need to rake the leaves.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

I always write my notes on A2. That way I can have my pockets cluttered up with usless amounts of paper. But at least I’m never caught out at a public toilet.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Not only depressed, but smug about it as well.

gbear4
gbear4
11 years ago

Ahhhh….my experience of puberty put into words.

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

This should be Dr. Kevorkian’s epitaph!

emily
emily
11 years ago

Yes, you have seen more of life than I do. You are near its end while I have just begun!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Why is my ex putting this all over again?

zerima
zerima
7 years ago

well, you’re not doing very well at it , are you?

Myself
5 years ago

“I know more of life than you do.” Oh yeah? Wanna bet?

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