Chicken soup

Chicken soup

posted on 15 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I think the napkin just stole my wallet…


Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Good for the soul; bad for the hands.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

So the chicken soup is obviously alive and dangerous

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Oh my God I just spilled it on my lap!!!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Sniffer dogs are out of fashion. Chicken soup is the new tool for detecting hidden narcotics.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Breaking news: another ‘soup spill’ was detected in Third aisle at Tokyo Hands earlier today. A chicken soup of unknown origin spilled directly into a body bag and confiscated a hand, then disappeared without a trace. A very dangerous Bacterium Chicken Soup from China might be responsible for this unspeakable crime. And now the weather…’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Son: Mom. I find a finger in my chicken soup.

Mom: Just eat it. That’s authentic chicken soup from China.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

…and it puts it in the Tokyu Hands body bag….. :D:D

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

In Soviet Russia YOU are good for Chicken Soup.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

New inspirational book: Chicken Soup for the Palm.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The Chicken Soup used Google…!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

You know we don’t allow those things in here.
Now, let me see your other arm…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

You may think the noodle rather feudal,
but it’s the broth that chops it off.

Phil Gayton
Phil Gayton
9 years ago

Light fingers special.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It’s when the chicken soup comes in handy…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It’s a joke if compared to the spraying of water chicken food that confiscates a whole arm or even to the foam sword bean coarse cereals that wraps up your flesh!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Chicken soup : “Can you give me a hand?”
Customer: “Sure.”
Chicken soup: “I have been searching for a long time, I am keeping it.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Caution: Do not expose to confiscation.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

A hand for a thigh is their policy.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I’ll have the spaghetti o’s instead, now can please have have my hand back?

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

The chicken soup confiscates the hand because it caught the hand choking the chicken!

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Chicken Soup for the Engrish Porice Officer’s Soul

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “Choke the chicken”…

Aurastar P. Taijiya
9 years ago

I don’t want the chicken soup to confiscate my hands. D8

Dania
Dania
9 years ago

Revenge for those who choke chickens

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

definitely not grandma’s chicken soup–she was a FOOT fetishist

coffeebot
9 years ago

…and the napkin just stole my wallet

Josh
Josh
9 years ago

What really happened to Revolver Ocelot..

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

The hand explodes the chicken soup

Cathay
Cathay
9 years ago

The search came up empty handed….

I, Garland
I, Garland
9 years ago

Must have learned from Curly’s clam chowder…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

@garudamon11 The hand explodes the chicken soup all over

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

The chicken soup is still searching, yet the swimming beard KNOWS.

B
B
9 years ago

Be careful what you eat…you shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you!

jelloegg
jelloegg
9 years ago

This sounds like the start of a Poltergeist movie.

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

“So let me get this straight,” the shrink asked, “your chicken soup grabbed your steak and ran away with the fruit salad?”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

No soup thanks — just another martini.

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
8 years ago

And then it takes your money and runs away, eating the hand and laughing evilly.

Myself
4 years ago

Hands are not allowed in this patriotic Chinese restaurant. Hands promote religion (“the hands and feet of Jesus”) and working independently, thus destroying patriotic communist ideals. The chicken soup will search those suspected of possessing hands and confiscate any hands that are found.

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