Crappy food…

Crappy food…

posted on 1 Jun 2011 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.
Dessert menu from restaurant in Aomori, Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Two girls & a cup… with sprinkles

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

They certainly got the picture right, corn & all.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

With a smooth creamy texture and a bouquet to boot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Poo off!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

MicroSweet’s OS for iPoo stinks!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Hey Waiter! I find some hard brownies in there. That’s not soft as it advertises.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I want some hardware, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Yuck! Take your poo to the loo.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

The desserts are crap.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It’s 64 bit.
A bit of this, a bit of that and whole lot of this.

coffeebot
9 years ago

It’s people! Poo Poo is made out of people!

No, wait, it’s poo.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“I’ll have the stool-softener sundae with whipped prune topping and bran sprinkles.”

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
9 years ago

What a way to describe a piece of generic crap: “Sweet, poo, soft” 😀

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Waiter! I’d like a refund please. This poo tastes like ice cream

SF
SF
9 years ago

I hope waitresses don’t wear this https://www.engrish.com/2010/01/diarrhoea/

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Even the first line of Japanese text looks vaguely like the word Poo-Poo.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Their dessert chef is from the mainland. His name is Hoo Flung Poo.

More poo-chef than sous-chef.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Hey… that’s not chocolate…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Daddy, I want foamy moustache and a sweet squid poo!’
‘You have to take care of your beard before that, kid.’

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Just the dessert to have after the Poo-Poo Platter!

RT
RT
9 years ago

i guess ppl really would prefer crap that tastes like chocolate over chocolate that tastes like crap

Wester
Wester
9 years ago

mmmmm Chocolatey!

Daisy
Daisy
9 years ago

Sweet poo soft
Sour poo hard

Cari
Cari
9 years ago

SweetPooSoft: Better than BitterPoo Hard, worse than cookies.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Woah, this tastes like crap! Congrats to the cook!

B
B
9 years ago

eat da poo poo

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

Definitely not a five-star place!

Alicia
9 years ago

For the constipated diner.

Phyle
Phyle
9 years ago

True story: the owner of this ice cream stand worked at the Coogee Bay Hotel.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Do you smell something odd?

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