Crappy food…

Crappy food…

posted on 1 Jun 2011 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.
Dessert menu from restaurant in Aomori, Japan.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Two girls & a cup… with sprinkles

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

They certainly got the picture right, corn & all.

Algernon
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Algernon

With a smooth creamy texture and a bouquet to boot.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Poo off!

Eduard
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Eduard

MicroSweet’s OS for iPoo stinks!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Hey Waiter! I find some hard brownies in there. That’s not soft as it advertises.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I want some hardware, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yuck! Take your poo to the loo.

Tong
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Tong

The desserts are crap.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s 64 bit.
A bit of this, a bit of that and whole lot of this.

coffeebot
Guest

It’s people! Poo Poo is made out of people!

No, wait, it’s poo.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“I’ll have the stool-softener sundae with whipped prune topping and bran sprinkles.”

ngyonghan
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ngyonghan

What a way to describe a piece of generic crap: “Sweet, poo, soft” 😀

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Waiter! I’d like a refund please. This poo tastes like ice cream

SF
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SF

I hope waitresses don’t wear this https://www.engrish.com/2010/01/diarrhoea/

Cecily
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Cecily

Even the first line of Japanese text looks vaguely like the word Poo-Poo.

Chuck
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Chuck

Their dessert chef is from the mainland. His name is Hoo Flung Poo.

More poo-chef than sous-chef.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Hey… that’s not chocolate…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘Daddy, I want foamy moustache and a sweet squid poo!’
‘You have to take care of your beard before that, kid.’

Lora
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Lora

Just the dessert to have after the Poo-Poo Platter!

RT
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RT

i guess ppl really would prefer crap that tastes like chocolate over chocolate that tastes like crap

Wester
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Wester

mmmmm Chocolatey!

Daisy
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Daisy

Sweet poo soft
Sour poo hard

Cari
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Cari

SweetPooSoft: Better than BitterPoo Hard, worse than cookies.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Woah, this tastes like crap! Congrats to the cook!

B
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B

eat da poo poo

catlurver
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catlurver

Definitely not a five-star place!

Alicia
Guest

For the constipated diner.

Phyle
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Phyle

True story: the owner of this ice cream stand worked at the Coogee Bay Hotel.

sparky
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sparky

Do you smell something odd?

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