Crappy food…

Crappy food…

posted on 1 Jun 2011 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.
Dessert menu from restaurant in Aomori, Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Two girls & a cup… with sprinkles

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

They certainly got the picture right, corn & all.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

With a smooth creamy texture and a bouquet to boot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Poo off!

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

MicroSweet’s OS for iPoo stinks!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Hey Waiter! I find some hard brownies in there. That’s not soft as it advertises.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I want some hardware, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Yuck! Take your poo to the loo.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

The desserts are crap.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It’s 64 bit.
A bit of this, a bit of that and whole lot of this.

coffeebot
11 years ago

It’s people! Poo Poo is made out of people!

No, wait, it’s poo.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

“I’ll have the stool-softener sundae with whipped prune topping and bran sprinkles.”

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

What a way to describe a piece of generic crap: “Sweet, poo, soft” 😀

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Waiter! I’d like a refund please. This poo tastes like ice cream

SF
SF
11 years ago

I hope waitresses don’t wear this https://www.engrish.com/2010/01/diarrhoea/

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Even the first line of Japanese text looks vaguely like the word Poo-Poo.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Their dessert chef is from the mainland. His name is Hoo Flung Poo.

More poo-chef than sous-chef.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Hey… that’s not chocolate…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

‘Daddy, I want foamy moustache and a sweet squid poo!’
‘You have to take care of your beard before that, kid.’

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Just the dessert to have after the Poo-Poo Platter!

RT
RT
11 years ago

i guess ppl really would prefer crap that tastes like chocolate over chocolate that tastes like crap

Wester
Wester
11 years ago

mmmmm Chocolatey!

Daisy
Daisy
11 years ago

Sweet poo soft
Sour poo hard

Cari
Cari
11 years ago

SweetPooSoft: Better than BitterPoo Hard, worse than cookies.

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

Woah, this tastes like crap! Congrats to the cook!

B
B
11 years ago

eat da poo poo

catlurver
catlurver
11 years ago

Definitely not a five-star place!

Alicia
10 years ago

For the constipated diner.

Phyle
Phyle
10 years ago

True story: the owner of this ice cream stand worked at the Coogee Bay Hotel.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Do you smell something odd?

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