I hate to say I told you so…

I hate to say I told you so…

posted on 21 Jun 2011 in Stationery

Inside:  “Just a matter of time my friend…”


Photo courtesy of Miko Hayashi.
Greeting card found in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

The final caption under the horse shoe read ‘good luck with the court case’

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Congratulations upon the announcement of your (strike out those which do not apply):

Wedding
New home
Regret
Massive argument
Pregnancy
Children
Impoverishment
Descent into alcoholism
Infidelity
Separation
Re-union
Violent outbursts
Messy Divorce
Financial ruin
Death

With Best Wishes (enter name here) ………………………

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Regrets, I’ve had a few.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Honesty in Greeting Cards — An idea whose time has come.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Manufactured by Woods and Weiner Inc. of USA

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

What did you say your name was again?

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Son, listen to me: it’s all fun with bells and hearts right now, but trust me: no horse shoe is gonna save you from this!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I could have had a V8….

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

With deepest sympathy on your wedding day…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

THIS IS HORRIBLE, UNFUNNY, OBJECTIONABLE AND IN POOR TASTE!
And my wife sometimes visits this site.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

You know what they say: Err in haste; repent at leisure. Then lose half your stuff and have bitter custody battles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It is strongly advised to regret BEFORE wedding!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

They never married. Probably because of that regretting card.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

I can’t wait for the next wedding invitation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

So don’t get married.

SF
SF
9 years ago

Marry one get a mother-in-law.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

So where’s the “Congratulations on Your Latest Divorce” card?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

BEST Engrish EVER!!!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways….

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

From Hallmark’s “Happy Condolences” collection,

coffeebot
9 years ago

re: Haitian Divorce (Steely Dan)

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

It’s a wedding and divorce card all in one, saves the sender money and time.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

The designer of this card should regret giving the horseshoe a turd brown color!

Raven X Corvinus
9 years ago

It was spotted in Japan.. I’m really not surprised

Raven X Corvinus
9 years ago

She told you she was a virgin, didn’t she?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Where’ya going mate? I’m going to get a new car for the wife.
Gee! i wonder what I could get for mine.

Cons19
Cons19
9 years ago

I’m stil ltrying to figure out what it was intending to say haha!

emily
emily
9 years ago

Sorry seems to be the hardest word ……

Meg
Meg
9 years ago

That’s what you get for not signing a prenuptial agreement…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I wish someone would have sent me this three wives ago.

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
8 years ago

Coming soon for Valentins Day… the ‘you’ll do’ card.
Perfect for lovebirds everywher!

Sue She
Sue She
8 years ago

That’s not a horse shoe but something it left behind.

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