I have to go number Hoo

I have to go number Hoo

posted on 17 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Someone left a little hinkle on the seat…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

There’s a big difference between a toe and a ……
Oh well….

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Here’s another one: if at the toilet you sit on your toes, at the hoilet …..
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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

There a giant hurd floating in there! Someone flush it away!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

If you mess up the hoilet, you’ll get the ho(se) again……

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

For big man and a little ho’

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I think I just saw Larry Craig.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I won’t even fry…

SF
SF
9 years ago

Restroom ahoy!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Isn’t that a suburb of Chicago?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

When I was in the army we called it the lehrine,

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I was just thinking: if they had misspelled it as “soilet” the sign would still have been more or less accurate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

They call it Hoilet in China but we call it Tolet in North America

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

So this is how China welcomes HoiHoi-san!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

So what do you do here wash your cloths

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

His, Hers and Ho’s.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Hoilet: a combination hotel and restroom.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I’ll settle for an ouhtouse.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

The woid makes sense when ya gotta hoil in it.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@ Classic Steve: Good one!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Hoo’s on first?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

It’s clearly a contraction of Hotel and toilet.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Unisex hoilet? That’s quite the achievement, but I’d prefer the pimroom anyway, thanks.

Seth
Seth
9 years ago

I’ve always wondered what hoisin sauce is…

coffeebot
9 years ago

i need 2 hake a dump

Repehihous
Repehihous
9 years ago

Hoilet? Isn’t that a town in England?

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

The place where you go to eliminate digested Hoisan sauce

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Telp me! Telp me! I’ve fallen into the hoilet!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Mommy, I want to go to the ho… hoi… umm, the crappy place!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Hey ho, let’s ho!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No bath hub?

Cindy
Cindy
9 years ago

Is this where you go to hake a stih ?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Mommy, I bafta go to the hoilet!

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

Hoilet is a famous soccer player.

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