I have to go number Hoo

I have to go number Hoo

posted on 17 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Someone left a little hinkle on the seat…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in China.

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Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

There’s a big difference between a toe and a ……
Oh well….

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Here’s another one: if at the toilet you sit on your toes, at the hoilet …..
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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

There a giant hurd floating in there! Someone flush it away!

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

If you mess up the hoilet, you’ll get the ho(se) again……

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

For big man and a little ho’

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I think I just saw Larry Craig.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I won’t even fry…

SF
SF
11 years ago

Restroom ahoy!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Isn’t that a suburb of Chicago?

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

When I was in the army we called it the lehrine,

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

I was just thinking: if they had misspelled it as “soilet” the sign would still have been more or less accurate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

They call it Hoilet in China but we call it Tolet in North America

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

So this is how China welcomes HoiHoi-san!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

So what do you do here wash your cloths

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

His, Hers and Ho’s.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

Hoilet: a combination hotel and restroom.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I’ll settle for an ouhtouse.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

The woid makes sense when ya gotta hoil in it.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

@ Classic Steve: Good one!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Hoo’s on first?

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

It’s clearly a contraction of Hotel and toilet.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Unisex hoilet? That’s quite the achievement, but I’d prefer the pimroom anyway, thanks.

Seth
Seth
11 years ago

I’ve always wondered what hoisin sauce is…

coffeebot
11 years ago

i need 2 hake a dump

Repehihous
Repehihous
11 years ago

Hoilet? Isn’t that a town in England?

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

The place where you go to eliminate digested Hoisan sauce

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Telp me! Telp me! I’ve fallen into the hoilet!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

‘Mommy, I want to go to the ho… hoi… umm, the crappy place!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Hey ho, let’s ho!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

No bath hub?

Cindy
Cindy
11 years ago

Is this where you go to hake a stih ?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Mommy, I bafta go to the hoilet!

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

Hoilet is a famous soccer player.

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