I scream scone

I scream scone

posted on 13 Jun 2011 in Menus, Snacks

The cornbread scones were delicious, but the
witty-yet-unfortunate name was a marketing failureā€¦

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Time for tea and a hard time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Might be a teaser for ‘Children of the Scorn’ movie…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Surely he scorneth the scorners; but he giveth grace unto the biscuits.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This must be one of those ‘Scornographic Sites’ I’ve heard so much about.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Like every morning, I scorned the bread and spilled the tea.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

You order your tea and get a complimentary scorn

laprof
laprof
10 years ago

These scones believe in tough love.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Hell hath no fury like a breakfast scorned.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Yes… I do know that some non-American speaking folks call biscuits scones, this is because they call crackers biscuits, cookies crackers and crackers fireworks. (And don’t get me started on bangers.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Afternoon set: meeting of assorted braised vegetarians with rice. Some of them scorned.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

There is a new breakfast cereal called PROSTITOOTIES. They don’t so “Snap crackle and Pop” – They just lie there and BANG.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Ironically, served with Tea and Sympathy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Morning scorned mee; afternoon braised thee.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

0900H: ‘You call that a cup of tea? And what is that lump of stodge? Where’s the jam & cream? Did you make this rubbish? You should be ashamed of yourself, you’re a disgrace!’

Morning Scorn: game, set & match

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

That’s my code-name for my co-workers. They are an unpleasant bunch.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Breakfast pisses me off.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Stands the church clock at ten to three
And is there contemptuous honey still for tea?
(Rupert Brooke-Bond)

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

On the way to being an Engrish.com classic…!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

No thanks. I’m not in the habit of scorning til afternoon. Could I please have a cup of coffee with sarcasm instead?

$teve
$teve
10 years ago

Monday morning sale!

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
10 years ago

“On Wednesdays I go shopping and buttered scorns for tea”
…..
[A while later]

“…..and a bra, I wish I’d been a”
[Scorning from the Mounties]

A prophecy?

J
J
10 years ago

“Do you even remember what you did last night?”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Aaaahh, just like mom’s…

S
S
10 years ago

“Morning Scorn: For those without good mornings.”

scars
scars
10 years ago

Morning scorns will make your eyes open wide, better than coffee.

Winston Wolfe
Winston Wolfe
10 years ago

“Here’s your damned tea and freaking scone! That ‘good morning’ enough for you?!”

sparky
sparky
9 years ago

William Congreve, in The Mourning Bride, 1697: As you’ll answer it, take heed This Slave commit no Violence upon Himself. I’ve been deceiv’d. The Publick Safety Requires he should be more confin’d; and none, No not the Princes self, permitted to Confer with him. I’ll quit you to the King. Vile and ingrate! too late thou shalt repent The base Injustice thou hast done my Love: Yes, thou shalt know, spite of thy past Distress, And all those Ills which thou so long hast mourn’d; Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a Fury, like a… Read more »

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

And after breakfast, the walk of shame.

hateredblast
hateredblast
8 years ago

They would love to hate you!

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

I buy one every time I do a walk of shame. It just seems appropiate

Enclave
Enclave
7 years ago

Here is your muffin… you low-life piece of sh**!

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