Paging Adam and Eve…

Paging Adam and Eve…

posted on 16 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Continental Breakfast served at the Tree of Knowledge…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Sign found at hotel in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is this a warning or a reminder to tip?

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

Try the garden salad!

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

Perhaps they’re in the middle of arresting the Village People.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I thought ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ was dead & buried

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

I wonder if the forbidden ones are labeled?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Call Room 301 — Ask for Bruce.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

And the bar we have an aging hooker with a nice pear.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
9 years ago

Eh, is this “The Garden of Eden hotel?” 🙂

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

No, it is WE who thank YOU !!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Just east of Eden, just west of the chicken ranch; China truly is the “Middle Kingdom”.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

@jjhitt: and some melons…. ?
(I know, it’s sexist, but think about it for a second….) 😀

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

If thou stayest past checkout time, thou shalt surely die.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The strip bar is just next to the fruit stand.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Hello, front desk? Sorry to trouble you, but there’s a serpent in my room.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

…And on the fifth day God installed basic cable with free HBO and he saw that it was good.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Oh darling I thought you’d never ask.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

For room service, dial EVE.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

I was wondering why the bellhop was only wearing a fig leaf.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Looks like apples are back on the menu

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Fowidden Fwuit’.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The Concierge service is run by a snake

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Now i will ask you again sir, are you sure there is nothing you want to declare?

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Sir, we have booked you and your wife into Room 605 and your mistress right across the hall in 604.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Hotel Directory:
Pool: Ground Floor
Fitness Room: 2nd Floor
Spa: 5th Floor
“Full Service” Spa: 3rd Floor

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Adam’s Apple has never been so sweet.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Please do not entertain serpants in your room.

(There is a nice snake bar just two streets away.)

coffeebot
9 years ago

ANNOUNCER: There’s a fig leaf, size SMALL, in the Lost and Found

Cindy
Cindy
9 years ago

Best. motel.ever!

Robert Hagedorn
Robert Hagedorn
9 years ago

Adam and Eve? For a surprise, do a search: First Scandal.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m getting fruitpickin’ tired of these fruitpickin’ snakes in this fruitpickin’ hotel.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

They’re called Adam and Steve.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ Eccekio: Apple is Steve’s Job.

combat_rock
combat_rock
9 years ago

I was going to get some of the free breakfast, but the guy serving it seemed kind of sketchy.

J
J
9 years ago

or the dorkier version, Madam and Eve

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Yeah, I think one tried to pick me up at the hotel gym…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

That means multiple snakes right? Because I’ve always wanted to yell out loud I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER-

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

So it was a durian, was it?

the-one-and-only
the-one-and-only
9 years ago

I suppose
PROSTITUTES ON PATROL
is too crass…

Enilamoht
Enilamoht
9 years ago

Satan’s STILL trying.

malkatz
malkatz
9 years ago

They probably meant “children,” which makes this so, so creepy.

You-Choice-it
You-Choice-it
9 years ago

be careful, they might confenscate your hands.

Girl that watches Taboo
Girl that watches Taboo
9 years ago

Has to do with Durians.

SuSu
SuSu
9 years ago

It came in multiple copies for you and your family.

Ruuku
Ruuku
8 years ago

God damn it Eve! what did I tell you about the fruit…[sigh] now we have to check out.

f
f
8 years ago

whaa nice advertising

DUDEmanMANdude
DUDEmanMANdude
8 years ago

You’re Welcome.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

It’s the main reason I go there!

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

It’s in the minibar. Cost: $50 per piece. And after you’ve taken a bite, you become aware of how terrible your life is.

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