Putting shoplifters out of work!

My bags fine but I don’t trust yours

When I returned to the hotel I was informed that my bag had just been taken away by the major crimes squad in chains…grand larceny. Retrospectively, I always had my suspicions….

Oh, SNEAKS! Thank god for that! My bag has a habit of turning into an angry 6 metre Burmese python when the lights go out, but that’s ok, right?

Not half as angry as the 6 metre Burmese python it’s made from.

That’s marvellous. I lost my suitcase at the airport and after one month I found it at home…!

It’s OK… but I’ll prevent them being snakes.

That’s why I always use boxes. Boxes you can trust.

My luggage is now playing hide’n’seek on my business trips…!

All your personal belongings are belong to the county lock-up.

Sneaks, Geeks and Freaks… that’s my carry-on over there, the one that just dropped the lit cigarette on the floor. The one that says Korn on the side.

I’m getting mommapoppa tired of these mommapoppa sneaks on this mommapoppa plane!

My bag is a double agent.

I went on holiday with my mother in law once, and she used to pilfer other guests’ newspapers before they got up in the morning…is that what this is about?

I didn’t understand the meaning when the sales lady told me that the bag was a “Steal” and I bought it.

Can I keep my sneakers in this bag?

You brought a sneak!

My socks have done this for years…

or should that be Belongiangs ?!

Must be the bodies doing the work…

I neglected to give my bags the 24/7 TLC they needed (indeed, deserved!), and now they nip off to the pub on Friday nights and come home at 3 AM draped over some poor ugly girl’s head.

in soviet russia, bag steals you!

The good thing about Kleptomania is that you can always take something for it.

I had some luggage that was a sneak, but that will happen when you make stuff with sapient pearwood.

and all this time I was yelling at baggage claim.

I’ve to stop my bag from sneaking but it just comes home with all this free stuff for me.