Putting shoplifters out of work!

Putting shoplifters out of work!

posted on 24 Jun 2011 in Signs

Finally… products that steal themselves!

Photo courtesy of Heini Kivero and Stephanie Liira.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

My bags fine but I don’t trust yours

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

When I returned to the hotel I was informed that my bag had just been taken away by the major crimes squad in chains…grand larceny. Retrospectively, I always had my suspicions….

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Oh, SNEAKS! Thank god for that! My bag has a habit of turning into an angry 6 metre Burmese python when the lights go out, but that’s ok, right?

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Not half as angry as the 6 metre Burmese python it’s made from.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

That’s marvellous. I lost my suitcase at the airport and after one month I found it at home…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s OK… but I’ll prevent them being snakes.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

That’s why I always use boxes. Boxes you can trust.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

My luggage is now playing hide’n’seek on my business trips…!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

All your personal belongings are belong to the county lock-up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sneaks, Geeks and Freaks… that’s my carry-on over there, the one that just dropped the lit cigarette on the floor. The one that says Korn on the side.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m getting mommapoppa tired of these mommapoppa sneaks on this mommapoppa plane!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

My bag is a double agent.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I went on holiday with my mother in law once, and she used to pilfer other guests’ newspapers before they got up in the morning…is that what this is about?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I didn’t understand the meaning when the sales lady told me that the bag was a “Steal” and I bought it.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Can I keep my sneakers in this bag?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You brought a sneak!

coffeebot
10 years ago

My socks have done this for years…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

or should that be Belongiangs ?!

$teve
$teve
10 years ago

Must be the bodies doing the work…

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

I neglected to give my bags the 24/7 TLC they needed (indeed, deserved!), and now they nip off to the pub on Friday nights and come home at 3 AM draped over some poor ugly girl’s head.

RT
RT
10 years ago

in soviet russia, bag steals you!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The good thing about Kleptomania is that you can always take something for it.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I had some luggage that was a sneak, but that will happen when you make stuff with sapient pearwood.

Ruuku
Ruuku
10 years ago

and all this time I was yelling at baggage claim.

sparky8367
sparky8367
9 years ago

I’ve to stop my bag from sneaking but it just comes home with all this free stuff for me.

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