The only thing worse than ants in the kitchen

The only thing worse than ants in the kitchen

posted on 26 Jun 2011 in Stationery

Probably… Mom’s dead


Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Stationery found in Japan.

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Jordan Gardiner
9 years ago

Oh, did I mention that we’ll be cooking?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

As long as you don’t mind sausages.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Japanese stationary identified as source of recent German E coli outbreak. Printers charged.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Or even stationery…

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

I see adorable dead people… O_O

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Mama…?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Long brown amorphous thing in frying pan… Mind if I call out for pizza?

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

That’s not fair; you can’t even begin to compare cooking on earth to cooking in zero-G!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Waiter… there are condoms marching around on my table.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Waiter, there’s ectoplasm in my soup.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Is the middle ghost a female marsupial?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

If you open your refrigerator and it says “Zuul”, don’t let it come to this. Call Ghostbusters.

sloanstar
sloanstar
9 years ago

funny story, we cooked the children…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Pampoo cook, Pampoo pee, Pampoo poop, all other puke!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I like my baked potatoes deboned, myself.

Mike P.
Mike P.
9 years ago

There is no mother… Only ZOOL!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

The next logical step after the Cooking Mother Kit…

coffeebot
9 years ago

Ghost Toasties?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The funny bit is that they died of food poisoning.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Long brown amorphous thing? It’s either Mr. Hankey or just a cigar.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Better stick with Boo Berry cereal.

Alice Ardis
Alice Ardis
8 years ago

The ghost of a baby, stabbed with a kitchen knife.

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

Hi kids, we’re having fried turd again!

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Ahhh… those awesome Chinese haunted kitchens..

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