Vicious Salad

Vicious Salad

posted on 8 Jun 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of D.A.
Found in Heidelberg, Germany.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Heidelberg: the place where salad devours YOU !!

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
9 years ago

Tossing the salad takes on an even more dangerous meaning

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I am Romaine! Hear me roar!

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

That salad has legs! Kill it with fire!!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Hmm, the lettuce that devours its prey.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Beware the loin that hides behind the lettuce leaf

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Here am I worrying about E coli but all the time it’s LIONS!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

A new strain of E Coli has been discovered to be the cause of mutating vegetables into man-eating salad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I picked up my fork and the next thing I knew I was missing three fingers.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Vegans served here.
How would you like yours?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Zoo Dressing: it’s like Ranch Dressing, but with a stronger aroma.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Caution: Do not feed the vegetables.

Ageless
Ageless
9 years ago

Aarrrrrrrrrr! Brains!!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

♫ In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lettuce sleeps tonight… ♫

Elsys St. Valencia
9 years ago

Roar vegetables is definitely a health risk.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Mommy, my little pet bean sprout bit me!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Beware of roar vegans!

SebK
SebK
9 years ago

For anyone who might wonder exactly why a sign like this has been deemed necessary in the first place: There’s a slightly deadly virus going around in Germany atm and they suspect the infections to generate from dirty raw veggies (They’ve yet to find any proof, though).

Evidently, that infection makes the salad go wild…

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

This salad will toss you!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

The Swedish Chef learned that the hard way.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I thought that was what the sneeze guard was for.

coffeebot
9 years ago

The Little Salad that Roared

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Swimming Beard knows: it’s Roar Recruit syndrome.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

They must have used this (Tiger lettuce):
http://www.gapphotos.com/imagedetails.asp?imageno=29321

(safe photo of actual Tiger lettuce)

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Not Engrish, it’s AchTunglish

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

And you though ‘Killer Tomatoes!’ was a bunch of hulaballo…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Solution: use our free Roar Converter.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Roughed up by the roughage !

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

This lettuce is snarling at me….

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago
Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

With so few takers, it was easy to take the lions share of the salad buffet!

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
9 years ago

I had some raw salad geate, then I some foods gevomit. So now I a doctor see must.

emily
emily
9 years ago

Roar and fresh ( I don’t mean they are fresh, rather they can get fresh with you), so beware!

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

The salad’s so healthy its makes me sick!

MissM
MissM
9 years ago

It appears that you also get a free pair of scissors with each serving.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

If the salad does no more than moan a little, you can claim it is consentual

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

Lettuce eat! Oh wait… AHHHHHHHHH!!!

dags
dags
9 years ago

Very nice, Tai Fu, but, as a German native speaker, how about:

“I have raw salad geeaten. Then have I terrible gevomited. So must I now to the hospital go.”

BTW: Thirty patients have died so far, so the whole thing is not very funny in the first place —

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

This is what you get when you compose your warning signs on an iPhone. Damn you, autocorrect!

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Venus flytrap salad?

Number Three
Number Three
9 years ago

Roaring veggies, or growling stomach — Decisions, decisions!

B
B
9 years ago

Naw, it’s definitely a German salad.

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

NO! JEFFREY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET EATEN BY THE ROMAINE! NO! *cries*

pix
pix
9 years ago

Tastes so good, losing my arm was all worth it.

notta
notta
9 years ago

Try our cole sloar!!!!

Ruuku
Ruuku
8 years ago

I hate vegetables they’re so loud

Alice Ardis
Alice Ardis
8 years ago

Beware the lions.They bite!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

How about the ones that just speak in a normal tone?

j s
j s
8 years ago

They must had written it exactly as it was pronounced to them…

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