You pay, we spray…

You pay, we spray…

posted on 2 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Heidi Greimann.
Restaurant chain found in Chiayi, Taiwan.
Heidi says: “This name is also on EVERY cup, napkin, and bowl in the restaurant.”

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Water chicken was once abundant in Taiwan but since the opening of this restaurant, it has become extinct.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

That is a euphemism, right?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I don’t get it. Is this an ad for chicken flavoured lasix or lasix for chickens?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wonder if they use deodorants or antiperspirants?

DrLex
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DrLex

Just sit down, open your mouth and let the water chicken chunks fly in.

Algernon
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Algernon

In pellet form of course

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s spray the water chickenses under their roasted armpitses!

coffeebot
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Turns out spraying them with boiling water was waaaay more humane than deep frying.

Eduard
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Eduard

When Def Leppard made “Pour some sugar on me” what they really meant was: ♫”Spray some chicken on me!”♫

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hmm… what exactly did they mean…?

1. To spray the water over the chicken food?
2. To spray the ‘water chicken’ with something else (deodorant, etc)?
3. To get a spray of water with each chicken food meal?
4. To spray the ‘water chicken food’ all around?
5. To spray the ‘water chicken’ with food?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’ll have the soup and a pair of goggles, please.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Known in some parts of town as the getting hosed with cock place.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Note that Adsense is having a very hard time placing matching adds on the right side of the page.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

@Algernon: I think it’s in pullet form.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m just glad that Sweet PooSoft hasn’t thought of this spraying thing.

xila31
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xila31

“When the chicken sprayer passes, you open your mouth or you go hungry. No refund!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also available today:
– Spraying the Wet Watering Soup
– Deodorant applies Water Cocktail
– Water with Water Spraying Around
– Soft Squid Sea Watering In The Rain
– Swimming Beard Sprays

70% off water for special ‘Spray Mee Spray Thee’ Discount Menu.

Lora
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Lora

What poor spelling. It’s supposed to say spraying of water chicken FEED!
That’s right, the feed is sprayed with water to make sure it’s nice and clean for the chickens to eat. And of course, there’s no hormones or steroids!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Please tell me they mean broth.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Not just finger-lickin’-good, it’s face, arm, and body lickin’ good, too!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘What would you like, Sir?’
‘A medium-sprayed, mouth-watering chicken.’

lisaaych
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lisaaych

How about some Spangrish? Water pollo. El Water Pollo Loco?

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Water chicken, better known as ducks

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Water sprayed chicken feed? What would that have to do with anything?

Sarah
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Sarah

Spray tanned so you don’t have to brown it in the oven?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It does this whenever it is told, else it gets the chicken soup again.

Oriantic
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Oriantic

Chicken of the Sea Tuna – a seafood restaurant it is!

J
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J

Cock Spray

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘Wet Water Soup’ Receipt:

1. Apply deodorant wet spray chicken body Bacterium affect body odor
2. Body liquid wash offending parts of
3. Must be apply watering of chicks body entirely
4. Keep the watering the battle
5. Put the chickens behind and enjoy the Wet Water Bacterium Soup!

After meal, make sure is not there bacterium left behind of the chicken!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Please tell me they mean broth

Anon
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Anon

In America, the animals on restaurant signs look happy.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Eeep I posted twice.

jupe
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jupe

in soviet russia, chicken food sprays you.

catlurver
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catlurver

That chicken just can’t stop get rid of its water. Sorry.

Ruuku
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Ruuku

I’ve heard of water buffalo but this…

sparky
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sparky

Careful where you point that thing!

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