You pay, we spray…

You pay, we spray…

posted on 2 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Heidi Greimann.
Restaurant chain found in Chiayi, Taiwan.
Heidi says: “This name is also on EVERY cup, napkin, and bowl in the restaurant.”

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Water chicken was once abundant in Taiwan but since the opening of this restaurant, it has become extinct.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

That is a euphemism, right?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I don’t get it. Is this an ad for chicken flavoured lasix or lasix for chickens?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I wonder if they use deodorants or antiperspirants?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Just sit down, open your mouth and let the water chicken chunks fly in.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

In pellet form of course

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Let’s spray the water chickenses under their roasted armpitses!

coffeebot
9 years ago

Turns out spraying them with boiling water was waaaay more humane than deep frying.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

When Def Leppard made “Pour some sugar on me” what they really meant was: ♫”Spray some chicken on me!”♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Hmm… what exactly did they mean…?

1. To spray the water over the chicken food?
2. To spray the ‘water chicken’ with something else (deodorant, etc)?
3. To get a spray of water with each chicken food meal?
4. To spray the ‘water chicken food’ all around?
5. To spray the ‘water chicken’ with food?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’ll have the soup and a pair of goggles, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Known in some parts of town as the getting hosed with cock place.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Note that Adsense is having a very hard time placing matching adds on the right side of the page.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

@Algernon: I think it’s in pullet form.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m just glad that Sweet PooSoft hasn’t thought of this spraying thing.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

“When the chicken sprayer passes, you open your mouth or you go hungry. No refund!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Also available today:
– Spraying the Wet Watering Soup
– Deodorant applies Water Cocktail
– Water with Water Spraying Around
– Soft Squid Sea Watering In The Rain
– Swimming Beard Sprays

70% off water for special ‘Spray Mee Spray Thee’ Discount Menu.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

What poor spelling. It’s supposed to say spraying of water chicken FEED!
That’s right, the feed is sprayed with water to make sure it’s nice and clean for the chickens to eat. And of course, there’s no hormones or steroids!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Please tell me they mean broth.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Not just finger-lickin’-good, it’s face, arm, and body lickin’ good, too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘What would you like, Sir?’
‘A medium-sprayed, mouth-watering chicken.’

lisaaych
lisaaych
9 years ago

How about some Spangrish? Water pollo. El Water Pollo Loco?

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

Water chicken, better known as ducks

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Water sprayed chicken feed? What would that have to do with anything?

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

Spray tanned so you don’t have to brown it in the oven?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It does this whenever it is told, else it gets the chicken soup again.

Oriantic
Oriantic
9 years ago

Chicken of the Sea Tuna – a seafood restaurant it is!

J
J
9 years ago

Cock Spray

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Wet Water Soup’ Receipt:

1. Apply deodorant wet spray chicken body Bacterium affect body odor
2. Body liquid wash offending parts of
3. Must be apply watering of chicks body entirely
4. Keep the watering the battle
5. Put the chickens behind and enjoy the Wet Water Bacterium Soup!

After meal, make sure is not there bacterium left behind of the chicken!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Please tell me they mean broth

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

In America, the animals on restaurant signs look happy.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Eeep I posted twice.

jupe
jupe
9 years ago

in soviet russia, chicken food sprays you.

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

That chicken just can’t stop get rid of its water. Sorry.

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

I’ve heard of water buffalo but this…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Careful where you point that thing!

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