As in, this duck head sucks

As in, this duck head sucks

posted on 15 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Angela Merchant.
Menu found in China.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Imagine if they misspelled the U in duck….. They can do that, you know…. ?! 😀

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

A quirky, quacky, queery dish…..

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The tragic end of a sucker duck

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

That takes visiting a Chinese whorehouse off of my bucket list.

SF
SF
10 years ago

It it sucks like a duck …

coffeebot
10 years ago

Duck Head is made of… oh, duck. Nevermind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sesame Seeds! YUCK!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Suck is to duckhead as tuck is to….

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Suck actually refers to the person paying RMB8 for this tempting morsel

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I’m guessing suck refers to most of the other menu items as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

F*** to frying a duck head!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

At least the duck died happy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Does it also refer to claims…?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

A bargain at half the price

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Looks like the french fries suck too.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I guess nobody wants to know what duck body part “blow” refers to.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If it looks like a duck head,
if it smells like a duck head,
it probably sucks.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I had that for lunch. It didn’t suck!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

You’re dithpikable!!!!!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

At least they’re honest about it.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

I don’t even want to imagine what refers to duck tail.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Oh. And waiter… one more thing….. Suck my duck!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Does it come with wafers ? Quackers ?

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

I thought suck referred to crawfish head.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@ Chuck: Good one!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Q. Do you get wafers with it ?

A. Of course you don’t get bleeding wafers with it ! It’s a bleeding albatross !

(or a duck head)

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Well… that just s… duck heads!

rizka
rizka
10 years ago

Suck refers to duck head. F… refers to… nah, too dirty… but I can’t get it out of my head…

esosiquees
esosiquees
10 years ago

A more honest description than the proper translation (finger-licking good duck head)

emily
emily
10 years ago

It is finger-sucking good!

J
J
10 years ago

So I should go to a pond with some old bread and yell “Suck, suck!!!” ?

Dudeman
Dudeman
10 years ago

This duck was prepared with a spicy rub, and comes with side of duck sauce.

Austin
Austin
10 years ago

I don’t get the joke?

scars
scars
10 years ago

when sucker refers to ducker header…

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
10 years ago

Excuse me, waiter? This duck sucks.

rextrex
rextrex
10 years ago

Wow! For a minute there I was worried it referred to some other part of the duck!

trolololo
trolololo
10 years ago

do you know what suck the heads means?

pikapal
10 years ago

Maybe it was left over from Ralphie’s Christmas dinner.

You-Choice-it
You-Choice-it
10 years ago

is it fragrent?

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