As in, this duck head sucks

As in, this duck head sucks

posted on 15 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Angela Merchant.
Menu found in China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Imagine if they misspelled the U in duck….. They can do that, you know…. ?! 😀

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

A quirky, quacky, queery dish…..

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The tragic end of a sucker duck

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

That takes visiting a Chinese whorehouse off of my bucket list.

SF
SF
9 years ago

It it sucks like a duck …

coffeebot
9 years ago

Duck Head is made of… oh, duck. Nevermind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Sesame Seeds! YUCK!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Suck is to duckhead as tuck is to….

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Suck actually refers to the person paying RMB8 for this tempting morsel

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I’m guessing suck refers to most of the other menu items as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

F*** to frying a duck head!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

At least the duck died happy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Does it also refer to claims…?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

A bargain at half the price

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Looks like the french fries suck too.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I guess nobody wants to know what duck body part “blow” refers to.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

If it looks like a duck head,
if it smells like a duck head,
it probably sucks.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

I had that for lunch. It didn’t suck!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

You’re dithpikable!!!!!

Classic Steve
9 years ago

At least they’re honest about it.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

I don’t even want to imagine what refers to duck tail.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Oh. And waiter… one more thing….. Suck my duck!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Does it come with wafers ? Quackers ?

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

I thought suck referred to crawfish head.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@ Chuck: Good one!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Q. Do you get wafers with it ?

A. Of course you don’t get bleeding wafers with it ! It’s a bleeding albatross !

(or a duck head)

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

Well… that just s… duck heads!

rizka
rizka
9 years ago

Suck refers to duck head. F… refers to… nah, too dirty… but I can’t get it out of my head…

esosiquees
esosiquees
9 years ago

A more honest description than the proper translation (finger-licking good duck head)

emily
emily
9 years ago

It is finger-sucking good!

J
J
9 years ago

So I should go to a pond with some old bread and yell “Suck, suck!!!” ?

Dudeman
Dudeman
9 years ago

This duck was prepared with a spicy rub, and comes with side of duck sauce.

Austin
Austin
9 years ago

I don’t get the joke?

scars
scars
9 years ago

when sucker refers to ducker header…

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
9 years ago

Excuse me, waiter? This duck sucks.

rextrex
rextrex
9 years ago

Wow! For a minute there I was worried it referred to some other part of the duck!

trolololo
trolololo
9 years ago

do you know what suck the heads means?

pikapal
9 years ago

Maybe it was left over from Ralphie’s Christmas dinner.

You-Choice-it
You-Choice-it
9 years ago

is it fragrent?

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