Froduct of honor

Froduct of honor

posted on 26 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Al Erickson.
Froduct from China.

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Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Today’s headline: Frodo Baggins was last seen honorably using a one-three shampoo on his head and shoulders above normal naperies!
Reporting from Shaowu Jibao, China, here is ……

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I had one for supper after cleaning oil stain and surprisingly, it’s very delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I’m trying to keep away from being rotten and mouldy all my life, but when it’s gonna finally happen, well… there’s no way I will be able to return to original color.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I have pushed the rotten slurrv into the water, now I feel safer and healthful.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

I was clear on all of it until “hunging”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

One-three-two, Supper!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Is there anything this froduct will not do.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Rinse the hunging slurry from your baby’s napperies with this fine froduct.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Hmph! In my day honor was honor and wipes were wipes.
Safer and healthful? HA! We lived dangerously and liked it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

100% Natural…? I’m all Head and Shoulders!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Froduct? Are these the people who make Frogurt?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Honorable froduct will keep Chinese housewife stuck in the Pifties smiling as she folish your car. 🙂

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

Just watch out for those extreme naperies. They’ll kill ya….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Daily necessity must not be confused with supper!

emily
emily
11 years ago

Water absorbent heads? That explains why some heads can be so dense !

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I can’t argue with its efficaciousness.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Is hunging slurrv water abscrbent?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s effervescent!

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

hung in there, engrish fans

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Faster than a sfeeding bullet, more efficacious than a normal napery, and able to remove oil-stain in a single wash…It’s a bird! It’s a flane! No…it’s Supper Cloth!

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

girl: nice to meet you.

me: sure, its my forduct of honor to meet you, too.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

…And I’d like to fuy 1 of that froduct, flease. I’m sorry, I was just at the dentist and now I can’t sfeak well.

Camy
Camy
11 years ago

I want to work at a daily necessity factory. I can make good froducts!!!

J
J
11 years ago

Me: nice to meet you

Girl: wow, your really hunging!

Me: Yup, just hunging out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Chris: Or just plain sillv

coffeebot
11 years ago

Sham Wao

J
J
11 years ago

Sham Chow

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

I feel healthful already

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

ZEN MASTER: A Daily Necissity prayer. Keep away from Rotten….Be a Froduct of Honor, HUNGING AWAY from the Slurvve on Naperies. BE SAFE and HEALTHFUL, to your ORIGINAL COLOUR.

Jerome
Jerome
8 years ago

Clean an oilstain in proximity to water? How come I didn’t see Louisianers using these after the Deepwater Horizon spill?

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