Froduct of honor

Froduct of honor

posted on 26 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Al Erickson.
Froduct from China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Today’s headline: Frodo Baggins was last seen honorably using a one-three shampoo on his head and shoulders above normal naperies!
Reporting from Shaowu Jibao, China, here is ……

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I had one for supper after cleaning oil stain and surprisingly, it’s very delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I’m trying to keep away from being rotten and mouldy all my life, but when it’s gonna finally happen, well… there’s no way I will be able to return to original color.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I have pushed the rotten slurrv into the water, now I feel safer and healthful.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

I was clear on all of it until “hunging”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

One-three-two, Supper!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Is there anything this froduct will not do.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Rinse the hunging slurry from your baby’s napperies with this fine froduct.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Hmph! In my day honor was honor and wipes were wipes.
Safer and healthful? HA! We lived dangerously and liked it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

100% Natural…? I’m all Head and Shoulders!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Froduct? Are these the people who make Frogurt?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Honorable froduct will keep Chinese housewife stuck in the Pifties smiling as she folish your car. 🙂

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Just watch out for those extreme naperies. They’ll kill ya….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Daily necessity must not be confused with supper!

emily
emily
9 years ago

Water absorbent heads? That explains why some heads can be so dense !

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

I can’t argue with its efficaciousness.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is hunging slurrv water abscrbent?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s effervescent!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

hung in there, engrish fans

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Faster than a sfeeding bullet, more efficacious than a normal napery, and able to remove oil-stain in a single wash…It’s a bird! It’s a flane! No…it’s Supper Cloth!

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

girl: nice to meet you.

me: sure, its my forduct of honor to meet you, too.

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

…And I’d like to fuy 1 of that froduct, flease. I’m sorry, I was just at the dentist and now I can’t sfeak well.

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

I want to work at a daily necessity factory. I can make good froducts!!!

J
J
9 years ago

Me: nice to meet you

Girl: wow, your really hunging!

Me: Yup, just hunging out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ Chris: Or just plain sillv

coffeebot
9 years ago

Sham Wao

J
J
9 years ago

Sham Chow

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

I feel healthful already

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

ZEN MASTER: A Daily Necissity prayer. Keep away from Rotten….Be a Froduct of Honor, HUNGING AWAY from the Slurvve on Naperies. BE SAFE and HEALTHFUL, to your ORIGINAL COLOUR.

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

Clean an oilstain in proximity to water? How come I didn’t see Louisianers using these after the Deepwater Horizon spill?

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