Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?

Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?

posted on 23 Jul 2011 in Instructions

For use on Phillip’s head…

Photo courtesy of John Jantzen.
Manual of hair dryer.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

This certainly drives a grossy hair.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

For all thos folicle implants

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Don’t buy this – screwdryer is much better choice.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

1400 Watts hairdriver, the heavy duty remedy against baldness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Turn left at the next split end.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

That thing gets to my head everyday, it drives me crazy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Just like a taxi driver, only with limited use.

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

Hey!! There’s no chuck. Aaaah screw it!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@Jazzy – So, it’s okay for Philllip and Robertson, but not for me ?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Dress by Versace. Bag by Louis Vuitton. Hair by Black & Decker.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Multi-purpose gadget: it drives you nuts & screws your hair.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Free gift when you join Hair Club for Men.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Also try our ‘BEARDRIVER’ – for all those swimming beards out there!
(Note: A ‘BEAR DRIVER’ is something completely different).

Ageless
Ageless
9 years ago

Use the hairdriver to make dreadlocks; left & right turning.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Invention: “Professional Hairdriver”, a combination hairdryer and
electric screwdriver.

Designed to: Save time by drying wet hair while tightening screws.

Reason for Failure: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND PAINFUL!!!

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

Professional? There is an “amateur” version too?

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

The salon really screwed up my hairdo.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Please drive safely around curls.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Ah so, now know secret to Bosley hair restoration process..

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Suitable for retro 1980s heavy metal. Spandex not included.

Ghost
Ghost
9 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks ‘wet screws’ sounds dirty?

Perseus
Perseus
9 years ago

It not only drives and screws, it also looks like it can shoot someone.

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