Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?

Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?

posted on 23 Jul 2011 in Instructions

For use on Phillip’s head…

Photo courtesy of John Jantzen.
Manual of hair dryer.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This certainly drives a grossy hair.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

For all thos folicle implants

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Don’t buy this – screwdryer is much better choice.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

1400 Watts hairdriver, the heavy duty remedy against baldness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Turn left at the next split end.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

That thing gets to my head everyday, it drives me crazy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Just like a taxi driver, only with limited use.

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

Hey!! There’s no chuck. Aaaah screw it!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

@Jazzy – So, it’s okay for Philllip and Robertson, but not for me ?

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Dress by Versace. Bag by Louis Vuitton. Hair by Black & Decker.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Multi-purpose gadget: it drives you nuts & screws your hair.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Free gift when you join Hair Club for Men.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Also try our ‘BEARDRIVER’ – for all those swimming beards out there!
(Note: A ‘BEAR DRIVER’ is something completely different).

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

Use the hairdriver to make dreadlocks; left & right turning.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Invention: “Professional Hairdriver”, a combination hairdryer and
electric screwdriver.

Designed to: Save time by drying wet hair while tightening screws.

Reason for Failure: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND PAINFUL!!!

Sean
Sean
11 years ago

Professional? There is an “amateur” version too?

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

The salon really screwed up my hairdo.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Please drive safely around curls.

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

Ah so, now know secret to Bosley hair restoration process..

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Suitable for retro 1980s heavy metal. Spandex not included.

Ghost
Ghost
11 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks ‘wet screws’ sounds dirty?

Perseus
Perseus
11 years ago

It not only drives and screws, it also looks like it can shoot someone.

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