I don’t remember that color group in Monopoly…

I don’t remember that color group in Monopoly…

posted on 9 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

We’ve cornered the market on European American Middle East Africa fashions…

Photo courtesy of Kenny Clark.
Found at a mall in Guangzhou, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Sounds like a book where can I buy it. Borders perhaps

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Hey baby, let me show you my massive on-hand merchandise.

SF
SF
9 years ago

Supposing from a monopoly situation that the design then must be novel is an impressive sleigh of (on) hand. Anyway, the American and EMEA popular fashion accessories are probably made in China.

Nobody
Nobody
9 years ago

Punctuation makes all the difference:

Monopolizes the European, […] American, Middle, East Africa, [and] various countries’ popular accessories.

I just can’t figure out what they mean by “Middle.” Middle Earth? If I was to monopolize the accessories of a large population, that would surely be my choice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Reading all these words in random order they would probably make some sense…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Obviously, words are meaningless. Design matters.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That leaves no room for the competitors but to monopolize the Poles and Siberia.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Africa? I can get it for you wholesale.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The disappointing thing is that it’s really just a game of Risk.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Do not pass customs, do not collect $200.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Massive novel merchandise direct from the New World Disorder to you.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

We are the GODFATHER.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Benetton!

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Meanwhile, in European American Middle East Africa, the locals were experiencing something of an identity crisis.

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

These accessories go so well with my Young Muslim Christian Atheist T-shirt.

bernard
bernard
9 years ago

Don’t forget The Iraq. Everywhere like such as.

KB
KB
9 years ago

Okay. Read it again, only faster this time.

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

What a novel sign!

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