It’s happyning now!

You’re about to discover where I pooped last night.

Yes the kitty litter beckons

I can has fragrant chicken in sauce leg?

The guy is wearing the T-shirt? Or the pussy?

Happy crappy…?

Meet Mr Fluffy, the leg mounting feline

If it’s really about to happy then I will happy myself!

I’m about to sick and tired of these T-shirts…..

The picture doesn’t show the matching pants – a dog head in the zipper area with the words ” Start here!”

I couldn’t decide between this shirt or the one with a silhouette of a dog scooting across the carpet with the caption “Someone is about to furious.”

The purr-suit of happyness.

Please, PLEASE say you are adding this t-shirt to the store!

whatever happys, don’t show any fear

I happied at the sight of this shirt.

Yes! Please to the store if you can get the right of copy sorted out.

Too late, get the mop, he’s already happyed.

Happy happy happy Joy Joy Joy!

Since when did happy become a verb?

(I’m the child of an English teacher if you couldn’t tell)

And happy is when I extend my claws and shred the crap out of this shirt.

s**t happens and shirt happies.

An Engrish T-shirt must follow! Except… is the copyright about to happy?

This NEEDS to be the next shirt available from the Engrish Stole!

Yeah! The Bluebird of crappyness happyened on my window sill.

AHA! I’ll bet you won’t happy, when you find the message I left in your shoe. KITTYPOWER!!!

OK…I want this shirt! If you make this available on the Engrish store, I’ll happy!

Don’t worry, Be happy!

Yes, make this a shirt.

then the cat breaks into song and coreographed dancing reminiscent of the Backstreet Boys.

Hiccups.

I just wish he wouldn’t ‘happy’ all over the carpet!

Cats Rules Of Life
BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare but occasionally rub their legs.
LITTER BOX:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes. The smell is also very attractive.