Standard Bond-villain desk control panel

Standard Bond-villain desk control panel

posted on 28 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Affection, infection, reflection, rejection.


Photo courtesy of G pan.
Hotel console panel found in Gui Lin China.
Supposed to say “recessed lights in ceiling”.

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JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

I won’t tell you my evil plans with that mirrorr, herrr Bond!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Following the eradication of smallpox from general circulation in 1979, only three sites were officially sanctioned to retain viral particles for peaceful research purposes. They were: CDC, Atlanta, Georgia, USA; The Vector Institute, Novosibirsk, Siberia, Russia; & Rooms 20-60, The Holiday Inn, Gui Lin, China.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Would you turn down the bed and call the service desk? I can’t get the floor to work.

SF
SF
9 years ago

For pox call the reception.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Press the button and out comes the vial

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

NOTE: In case there’s no floor, use the ladder and turn on the fourth switch from the left.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Commencing smallpox self-destruct sequence in 10, 9, ……

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

All of a sudden that Checkout 10 Noon place doesn’t sound so bad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Room Service, one body bag, please.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

“Hello, room service? Can I get a virulent strain of anthrax to room 413 please?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

If there’s smallpox shortage, please notify the hotel personnel immediately.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

A bed with adjustable volume?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

This bed goes all the way to 11.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

Smallpox, small pucks…easy mistake to make.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

This is only a 4 star hotel. At a 5 star hotel you get the black plague.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No ‘BATH TYRANT’ button?!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Let’s see you get out of this one, Mr. Bond.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

I’ve heard of things going “viral” on the internet, but this is ridiculous!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

That explains the vaccine in the micro fridge.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: There’s absolutely no need to turn on the SMALLPOX button if you already suffer from any kind of known or unknown fatal disease(s) or if you intend to pass away in near future. Don’t forget about other guests who are tired and want to find peace here!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I can remember when the coin operated Magic Fingers bed was a big deal.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

A scene from “The Man with the Golden Bedknob.”

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Commenters outdid themselves today. Full five points.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I am verry much in favourr of yourr mirrorr..

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Iff you can’t find sie floor you vill hav to sleep on the ceiling.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

A pox on your console!

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

The hotel for discriminating suicidals, rendering Dr. Kevorkian’s inventions obsolete!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Floor must remain on at all times

fifi
fifi
9 years ago

Aw man, have you got the spare viruses? The smallpox switch is broken again. Also, the floor keeps disappearing, what’s that all about?

fifi
fifi
9 years ago

seriously, how can a translation error be that drastic?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

A pox on both your consoles

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘I’m sick of the smallpox dear, it’s been turned on since yesterday morning.’

C Lee
C Lee
9 years ago

I’ll pass on the small pox thank you very much.

Ratz
Ratz
9 years ago

I guess a bit just got left off.. 天花板 means ceiling whilst 天花 means small pox.

atom john
atom john
9 years ago

how come the person posting this picture was only brave enough to turn on the floor switch??

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
9 years ago

Well, 天花 is smallpox, isn’t it? http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A4%A9%E8%8A%B1

Tharthan
Tharthan
9 years ago

「天花板」 is floor. 「天花」is smallpox.

sloanstar
sloanstar
9 years ago

don’t do it! remember what happened last time?

Perseus
Perseus
9 years ago

Don’t turn on the floor or we’ll go back in time.

jorge
jorge
9 years ago

“Hello, Receptionist… yes… there’s been a mistake, i booked the room with the Large Pox…”

Jack
Jack
9 years ago

天花板 actually means ceiling, not floor

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

5-Star pox on a plate….. but it’s the floor I come here for.

Aglovale1
8 years ago

Yeah, but this bed goes to eleven…

ron
ron
8 years ago

hahahahahahahaha… bed can increase size? smallpox for self destruct? … floor – special escape for villains… hahahahahhaah

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
8 years ago

I like how the surface has been polished to a high gloss…

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
8 years ago

I like how the surface has been polished to a high gloss…

Dark Hero
Dark Hero
6 years ago

This same engrish can be seen here:
https://www.engrish.com/2004/08/hotel-light-panel/

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