Take notice of this notice!

Take notice of this notice!

posted on 24 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Can anyone read me?!

Photo courtesy of Logan Davis.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Please, wherever you are!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Yes. I can see you are under my feet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hi, are you behind of the the beard, Please?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just behind the blade of grass.

Smegma
Smegma
10 years ago

This is the way the Chinese call out an S.O.S.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

OK, if you’re really there, we promise we’ll make an Engrish T-shirt out of you!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Whatever it is, it’s coming across the bridge and it’s glad to see us

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Please do not inside!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Thankfully someone had the common sense to put up a sign to point that out, otherwise we may never have known

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Makes you wonder how many wise sayings originate from badly translated tourist information…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

That’s a great quotation from Confucius.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I am, therefore I please.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It was only a matter of time before all those “you are here” signs would become self-aware.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Caution: Do not run into me

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Help! Help! I’m trapped inside the sign! Don’t look directly into it, it’s a trap!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Hello. I am here.
Please _______________________

(Insert appropriate request in the space indicated.)

stevieyredwings
stevieyredwings
10 years ago

Sign seems a little codependent

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Herro prease

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The Man Who Isn’t Here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Chuck:
(Please) zoom out.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

A sign is a sign, no matter how small.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

…And then the signmaker got caught by a sea serpent.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Someone didn’t get my South Park reference, I see. Oh well.

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

This is what happens when you put a sign in the middle of nowhere.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

I am here, too. Please don’t

Sean T
Sean T
10 years ago

Who needs the GPS app when you have this sign.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

well…well…whoever you are, it sure doesn’t look like there are that many of you left.

RT
RT
10 years ago

waldo’s getting desperate, i see…

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Beam me up Scotty.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Please do not pee on the seat?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

I was there, but not anymore. Starting next week I will be around. Thank you.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

All li.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Is it me you’re looking for?

NyaNya
NyaNya
10 years ago

Can anyone tell us what the Chinese actually says? Thanks!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It reminds me of a fire extinguisher irony…

Japonski
Japonski
10 years ago

Ha Ha 😀

That’s something like in The Simpsons
“You are here where not!”

Rballard
Rballard
10 years ago

@NyaNya The Chinese says: “Flowers and plants are also alive, please show mercy”

Rizka
Rizka
10 years ago

Ah yes, there you are.

coffeebot
10 years ago

dirt EXISTS!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Helllloooooo…. I’m Chandler… Could I BE wearing any more clothes!?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I though a message in a bottle was more traditional, but I guess that only works at sea.

Dylan
Dylan
10 years ago

Looks like the translator ran afoul of candlej

Nix
Nix
10 years ago

I am here too, Can you see me please…….

Chrispy
Chrispy
10 years ago

Control ,

Chrispy
Chrispy
10 years ago

I’m here

Jerome
Jerome
8 years ago

Maybe if you were better-looking… anyone notice the condition of the sign? That was the first thing I saw. Very rough and weathered.

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