Take notice of this notice!

Take notice of this notice!

posted on 24 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Can anyone read me?!

Photo courtesy of Logan Davis.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please, wherever you are!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Yes. I can see you are under my feet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Hi, are you behind of the the beard, Please?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just behind the blade of grass.

Smegma
Smegma
9 years ago

This is the way the Chinese call out an S.O.S.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

OK, if you’re really there, we promise we’ll make an Engrish T-shirt out of you!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Whatever it is, it’s coming across the bridge and it’s glad to see us

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please do not inside!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Thankfully someone had the common sense to put up a sign to point that out, otherwise we may never have known

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Makes you wonder how many wise sayings originate from badly translated tourist information…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s a great quotation from Confucius.

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

I am, therefore I please.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

It was only a matter of time before all those “you are here” signs would become self-aware.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Caution: Do not run into me

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Help! Help! I’m trapped inside the sign! Don’t look directly into it, it’s a trap!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Hello. I am here.
Please _______________________

(Insert appropriate request in the space indicated.)

stevieyredwings
stevieyredwings
9 years ago

Sign seems a little codependent

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Herro prease

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The Man Who Isn’t Here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ Chuck:
(Please) zoom out.

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

A sign is a sign, no matter how small.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

…And then the signmaker got caught by a sea serpent.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Someone didn’t get my South Park reference, I see. Oh well.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

This is what happens when you put a sign in the middle of nowhere.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

I am here, too. Please don’t

Sean T
Sean T
9 years ago

Who needs the GPS app when you have this sign.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

well…well…whoever you are, it sure doesn’t look like there are that many of you left.

RT
RT
9 years ago

waldo’s getting desperate, i see…

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Beam me up Scotty.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Please do not pee on the seat?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

I was there, but not anymore. Starting next week I will be around. Thank you.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

All li.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Is it me you’re looking for?

NyaNya
NyaNya
9 years ago

Can anyone tell us what the Chinese actually says? Thanks!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It reminds me of a fire extinguisher irony…

Japonski
Japonski
9 years ago

Ha Ha 😀

That’s something like in The Simpsons
“You are here where not!”

Rballard
Rballard
9 years ago

@NyaNya The Chinese says: “Flowers and plants are also alive, please show mercy”

Rizka
Rizka
9 years ago

Ah yes, there you are.

coffeebot
9 years ago

dirt EXISTS!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Helllloooooo…. I’m Chandler… Could I BE wearing any more clothes!?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I though a message in a bottle was more traditional, but I guess that only works at sea.

Dylan
Dylan
9 years ago

Looks like the translator ran afoul of candlej

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

I am here too, Can you see me please…….

Chrispy
Chrispy
8 years ago

Control ,

Chrispy
Chrispy
8 years ago

I’m here

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

Maybe if you were better-looking… anyone notice the condition of the sign? That was the first thing I saw. Very rough and weathered.

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