To help you forget

To help you forget

posted on 1 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Drinks

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Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Darling, the tea you gave to me last nght was too strong.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

It’s the kind of tea where one needs to add vodka instead of water.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

For the night before and the morning after.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Dude, where’s my teacup?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Light one up.

coffeebot
11 years ago

A little leaf of the bush that bit ya?

coffeebot
11 years ago

China’s version of Irish Coffee

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I got so drunk last night that I needed a bottle of whiskey the next morning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Is this related to the japanese body bags?

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Try our three delicious new flavors: Earl Grey Goose; Absolut Pekoe; and gin, ginseng, and tonic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

When even the tea bags got drunk…

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

I’ve heard that Camomile is a real party animal.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

I didn’t know it was possible to squeeze “Oh my God, if you let me survive this morning, I promise I’ll never drink again as long as I live…” into a tea bag.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Looks like SOMEBODY got teabagged last night.

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

Instant hangover.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Getting drunk at a tea party? Must have been on Long Island.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

is that the funny tea?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly tea bag. But I sure have woken up with a few.

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

My Blood-Herb-Level was above 0.08

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

But can it do anything for the Eating Taco Bell the Night Before?

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

Technically speaking, a tea can be drunk. Because the verb in the passive voice is the past participle form, therefore ACTIVE: “(Subject) drink tea”, PASSIVE: Tea is drunk. “Get” is the wrong word here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’m a little teapot short and stout.
Please call a lawyer and bail me out.

J
J
11 years ago

Teetotalers are such hypocrites.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Caution: consuming this tea will have made you retroactively drunk the night before.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Contains alcohol and thiotimoline. Use with caution.

Ruuku
Ruuku
11 years ago

regimen house, a sip of hindsight… never tasted so good.

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

I got a woman, wanna bawl all day
I got a woman, she won’t be true, no
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
I said I got a little woman and she won’t be true

Led Zep

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