To help you forget

To help you forget

posted on 1 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Drinks

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Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Darling, the tea you gave to me last nght was too strong.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

It’s the kind of tea where one needs to add vodka instead of water.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

For the night before and the morning after.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Dude, where’s my teacup?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Light one up.

coffeebot
9 years ago

A little leaf of the bush that bit ya?

coffeebot
9 years ago

China’s version of Irish Coffee

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I got so drunk last night that I needed a bottle of whiskey the next morning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is this related to the japanese body bags?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Try our three delicious new flavors: Earl Grey Goose; Absolut Pekoe; and gin, ginseng, and tonic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

When even the tea bags got drunk…

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

I’ve heard that Camomile is a real party animal.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

I didn’t know it was possible to squeeze “Oh my God, if you let me survive this morning, I promise I’ll never drink again as long as I live…” into a tea bag.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Looks like SOMEBODY got teabagged last night.

Ageless
Ageless
9 years ago

Instant hangover.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Getting drunk at a tea party? Must have been on Long Island.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

is that the funny tea?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly tea bag. But I sure have woken up with a few.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

My Blood-Herb-Level was above 0.08

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

But can it do anything for the Eating Taco Bell the Night Before?

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
9 years ago

Technically speaking, a tea can be drunk. Because the verb in the passive voice is the past participle form, therefore ACTIVE: “(Subject) drink tea”, PASSIVE: Tea is drunk. “Get” is the wrong word here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m a little teapot short and stout.
Please call a lawyer and bail me out.

J
J
9 years ago

Teetotalers are such hypocrites.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
9 years ago

Caution: consuming this tea will have made you retroactively drunk the night before.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Contains alcohol and thiotimoline. Use with caution.

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

regimen house, a sip of hindsight… never tasted so good.

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

I got a woman, wanna bawl all day
I got a woman, she won’t be true, no
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
I said I got a little woman and she won’t be true

Led Zep

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