U can tell I’m nervous when I’m waning my hands…

U can tell I’m nervous when I’m waning my hands…

posted on 21 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

I said no waning, bieach!


Photo courtesy of Ana Maria Nitu.
Tag on boxers made in China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Seriously, I wonder how many know that the word bumbac is cotton in Romanian.
The strangest thing is that ron is the Romanian currency….
We Romanians take no credit or responsibility for the bieches and the tvmbling, though, but we DO like those two combined, if you know what I mean….. huh ?! (blink)……

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

What to do? I need my bumbac nice & clean but it’s waning and I can’t use tvmbie drier? Better call Low Ron or his Bieach

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Maybe they’ll allow me to go to the bieach after I wash my hands?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Does Bieach mean no hanging the washing on the mountain

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Available in biack and navy biue.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

These are from boxers? What a great add slogan: “Get your bum back in bumbac.”

SF
SF
9 years ago

Low/ron is what you do when you can’t High/ron.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Hey, Ron… where is Tvmbie?’
‘Ah, that bieach… I’m sure she’s with Bumbac somewhere right now.’

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Written by Low Ron Hubbub founder of the Church of Bumbacology

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Honey, give me a few days. I promise, as soon as I figure it out how to do it, I will get it done.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Bieach! I told you we were running low on Ron! Now why the hell did you not get more some more Ron!?!? I’m fennin to raise up on a Bieach!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Can I hair wash?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Low/Ron, is that what the L in L. Ron Hubbard stands for?

Blac Kat
Blac Kat
9 years ago

The fact that this is from boxers makes it that much more disturbing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

When I was a little bitty baby, my Momma’d rock me in the cradle,
In them ol’ Bumbac feilds back home….

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Do you realize how many Bumbacs had to die to make that garment?
Save the Bumbac!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Wow, do I feel sorrt for the homless person that had to have his back skinned so that i could wear this shirt…..

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

It’s a Were-Garment, check the phase of the moon before washing

CoolTapes
CoolTapes
9 years ago

I hand washed my BUMBAC at the bieach.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Give me my bum back, you lo bieach!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

If I can not bieach then I will inside!

laowaidui
9 years ago

I got 95 Bumbacs but a bieach aint one…

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

@GwydionM: Perhaps it’s a waning moon?

J
J
9 years ago

Whatever the directions, I’m not buying boxers that I have to hand wash then dry in the open air.

Bridget
9 years ago

Written by a total low/ron.

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

Take that bieach!

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

Bieach, don’t make me tvmbie you, now go hand wash my bumbac

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

In the 80s, I had a shirt that was 100% bomuld. Turns out to be Danish for cotton. Here’s to more decades of Engrish!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Thanks jjhitt for the shoutout to Huddy Leadbetter.

Oh, when those bumbac ball get rotten
You can’t pick very much bumbac
In them old bumbac fields back home
It was back in Louisiana
Just about a mile from Texarkana
In them old bumbac fields back home

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

You are not allowed to get a biatch to wash this for you.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

No no no…it’s REALLY saying “Wear these boxers, you’ll develop a bum back.” You know what they say. “Life’s a bieach and then you tvmbie.”

YJ
YJ
9 years ago

Typed on keyboard with randomly installed keys.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

At 95% bumbac that doesn’t leave much coverage up front.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Last time in Sweden, I had my clothes tvmbie dried.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Bumbac and tumfront?

Comedienne
Comedienne
9 years ago

“The good news is that we were able to restore 95% of your bum… The bad news is that 5% of it is still lycra.”

VonStierlitz
VonStierlitz
9 years ago

Yo, these are rasta boxers, bieach !
95 % bumbacloth !

Perseus
Perseus
9 years ago

A BUMBAC and a LYCRA were sitting at a bar. What did the BUMBAC say to the LYCRA? “No waning, you low/ron bieach!”

readyfreddie
readyfreddie
9 years ago

Low,ron! Let Harry take over!

Nix
Nix
9 years ago

ROFLMAO……………………..

asha
asha
8 years ago

Go easy on the ron

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Instead of washing, I will take it to the cry cleaners.

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