Up, up and away…

Up, up and away…

posted on 6 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Faster than a speeding iron, more powerful than an eyelash curler…


Photo courtesy of “The Composer”.
Drawing found near Great Wall of China.

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Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Superman certainly moved on with time. He MUST be fast!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

They don’t look that super to me

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

It’s near the Wall of China, everything is oversized there….

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Greetings, ‘Mam, GrandMam, SuperMam!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

My what a big chset you have

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Fundamental requirement for super-mams: diving neckline. Optional extra: red cape

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

You were expecting something else from a man in tights?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

That’s a prototype for the public. They are going to replace Chairman Mao’s picture with Supermam at the Tianmam Square soon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Oh, Mam… you look so young on this picture!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Picture of SUPERDUDE with long blond curly hair is on the other side of the wall.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

Superman’s secret comes out.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Unfortunately for Superman, the long term effects of Kryptonite took its toll on his reproductive organs.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I’ve never seen Superman look this glamorous.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Pink kryptonite strikes again.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
11 years ago

Must be what Supermum is up north.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

Supermam’s super power is gender-bending.
That’s why he has a super crush on Lewis Lane.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Mam of Steel trumps Iron Maiden.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

In my country, we get milk from cows.

Carol
Carol
11 years ago

This puts a whole new spin on mammograms.

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

Fluid gender roles have gone too far.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s wham, bam, thank you Supermam!

Sarah
Sarah
11 years ago

Finally we understand how he does it…. and let’s face it, every one of us has a supermam at home…

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

what a drag

RT
RT
11 years ago

sooo… does supermam take 2 hours in a phone booth to change?

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

Superman technically is not a man since he’s an alien from outer space, who knows, he might not have a genital underneath his underwear.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

That limp left wrist was my first clue.

josiah
josiah
11 years ago

If he’s Supermam, than why all the fuss over Lois Lane?

TS
TS
11 years ago

They got Superman and Wonder Woman (with her super mammaries) mixed up!

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Superman’s restore-the-Great-Wall-of-China vision must have backfired on him, causing strange changes!

combat_rock
combat_rock
11 years ago

Sure he calls himself Supermam, but we know the truth. Check out that Adam’s apple.

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
11 years ago

Fack You Supermam!

AWriterwandering
AWriterwandering
11 years ago

And Luis Lane.

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

Elvis has left the planet Krypton!

Lanz16
Lanz16
10 years ago

Its a Bird? No! Its a plane? NO! Its Supermam?!? HELL NO!!! xD

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

My neighbor has some super mams.

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