Up, up and away…

Up, up and away…

posted on 6 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Faster than a speeding iron, more powerful than an eyelash curler…


Photo courtesy of “The Composer”.
Drawing found near Great Wall of China.

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Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Superman certainly moved on with time. He MUST be fast!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

They don’t look that super to me

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

It’s near the Wall of China, everything is oversized there….

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Greetings, ‘Mam, GrandMam, SuperMam!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

My what a big chset you have

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Fundamental requirement for super-mams: diving neckline. Optional extra: red cape

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

You were expecting something else from a man in tights?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s a prototype for the public. They are going to replace Chairman Mao’s picture with Supermam at the Tianmam Square soon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Oh, Mam… you look so young on this picture!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Picture of SUPERDUDE with long blond curly hair is on the other side of the wall.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Superman’s secret comes out.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Unfortunately for Superman, the long term effects of Kryptonite took its toll on his reproductive organs.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

I’ve never seen Superman look this glamorous.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Pink kryptonite strikes again.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
9 years ago

Must be what Supermum is up north.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Supermam’s super power is gender-bending.
That’s why he has a super crush on Lewis Lane.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Mam of Steel trumps Iron Maiden.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

In my country, we get milk from cows.

Carol
Carol
9 years ago

This puts a whole new spin on mammograms.

Steve
Steve
9 years ago

Fluid gender roles have gone too far.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s wham, bam, thank you Supermam!

Sarah
Sarah
9 years ago

Finally we understand how he does it…. and let’s face it, every one of us has a supermam at home…

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

what a drag

RT
RT
9 years ago

sooo… does supermam take 2 hours in a phone booth to change?

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

Superman technically is not a man since he’s an alien from outer space, who knows, he might not have a genital underneath his underwear.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

That limp left wrist was my first clue.

josiah
josiah
9 years ago

If he’s Supermam, than why all the fuss over Lois Lane?

TS
TS
9 years ago

They got Superman and Wonder Woman (with her super mammaries) mixed up!

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Superman’s restore-the-Great-Wall-of-China vision must have backfired on him, causing strange changes!

combat_rock
combat_rock
9 years ago

Sure he calls himself Supermam, but we know the truth. Check out that Adam’s apple.

SFFantasy
SFFantasy
9 years ago

Fack You Supermam!

AWriterwandering
AWriterwandering
9 years ago

And Luis Lane.

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

Elvis has left the planet Krypton!

Lanz16
Lanz16
9 years ago

Its a Bird? No! Its a plane? NO! Its Supermam?!? HELL NO!!! xD

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

My neighbor has some super mams.

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