You should see what they do to joggers

You should see what they do to joggers

posted on 29 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

And the clampers will be violated…


Photo courtesy of Mathew Lee.
Found in Taiwan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Welcome to the S&M bicycle club.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

WARNING: In case you are a peddler who might actually enjoy being clamped down, we’ll immediately release you!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Or tied to a tree

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It might actually mean, only non-peddling violators will be clamped down.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@Algernon: To a checkout tree

coffeebot
9 years ago

skateboarders will be waterboarded

Zakorath, the soulless one

We’re clamping down on crime in this town!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

…per order of the vice squad.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

For loitering we’ll just screw your pelvis to the coffee table.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Seems like this is their second attempt at a translation. I wonder what was originally underneath that sticker.

Aspirety
9 years ago

NOT THE CLAMPS! D:

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

But if you’re only a violator, we’ll serve you a DO DO Coffee and give you a chance to try again!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Don’t clamp my style !

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Some violators like being clamped down.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

And ther female officers will crack-down on all men wearing skimpy swimsuits.

emily
emily
9 years ago

…… or hung up!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

They’re peddling like hell by the trackside,
Really setting their muscles alight,
Awaiting the police to provide,
A clamp-down on a velocipedite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

And they will be eaten by Leopards, Tigers and other Mac OS.

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

…When we’re working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers….
“Clampdown” – The Clash

Mike
Mike
9 years ago

“Gonna Get the CLAMPS!” – Clamps, Futurama

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Clamped by Jed Clampet. (You young-uns probably don’t have the faintest idea who I’m talking about).

RT
RT
9 years ago

screw the tour de france. i wanna see the tour of taiwan.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

hmmm…. should I become the violator or the violated?

Stefn777
Stefn777
9 years ago

Cadel Evans: “Don’t clamp me, bro! Don’t clamp me!”

Perseus
Perseus
9 years ago

If you weren’t interested in peddling before, you sure are now.

Sean
Sean
8 years ago

i enjoy a clamp every now and then

Miriam
Miriam
8 years ago

(I think that in the sense of hawkers of goods, being clamped down on, this makes closer to sense ;))

Pedal the carts away, pedlars đŸ˜‰ They are a bit too attached to a no-peddle area there, and you want to avoid being clamped in yourselves!

j s
j s
8 years ago

I think they meant to say “violators will be arrested”…

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Slightly depressing that most of the people laughing at the misuse of English by the Chinese don’t know the difference between “peddle” and “pedal”.

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